Author Topic: Honest Question (Read 2523 times)

OlatheWildcat · « **on:** June 07, 2012, 08:33:19 PM »

If your lady friend had a mustache, would you tell her?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 07, 2012, 08:36:54 PM »

You think she doesn't already know?

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #2 on:** June 07, 2012, 08:39:21 PM »

Quote from: seven on June 07, 2012, 08:36:54 PM

You think she doesn't already know?

This is just a hypothetical, but you'd be surprised what they miss. Or can't believe their eyes?

kim carnes · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2012, 10:34:52 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:05:10 AM »

No. But I would give her a gift certificate to a waxing shop and on the line where it says what the gift certificate is good for, I would write: Facial Hair Removal.
So I guess, "yes", not "no".

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:14:03 AM »

how do you know the friend? if it's a coworker I say no. otherwise I say yes. you'd want someone to tell you if you had freakish hair somewhere.

Fldermaus · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:25:13 AM »

It's in the middle of her face, impossible not to notice. Do you tell people they have unibrows, too?

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:26:51 AM »

Pick out 1 hair above her lip and tell her about it like its the only hair you see. Just say "hey, you gave 1 hair there you might want to pluck." Hopefully she will look at her upper lip closely on the mirror and decide to do something about all the other little hairs before they become noticeable. Give that a week to see if it works before you have to be more blunt.

slobber · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:31:51 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 08, 2012, 07:14:03 AM

how do you know the friend? if it's a coworker I say no. otherwise I say yes. you'd want someone to tell you if you had freakish hair somewhere.

I interpreted "lady friend" to mean that he was sexing her.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:33:11 AM »

if you are the kind of guy that dates a girl with a mustache then it probably doesn't matter if you tell her or not

slobber · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:39:24 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 08, 2012, 07:33:11 AM

if you are the kind of guy that dates a girl with a mustache then it probably doesn't matter if you tell her or not

"It wasn't there when we started dating!" That easily could have been a Seinfeld episode.

puniraptor · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2012, 07:42:43 AM »

Does it tickle?

EMAW4life-JHL · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2012, 08:05:20 AM »

Depends on the mustache.
If she's a blonde and has little tiny blonde peach fuzzes then no.
If it's brown and prickly, then yes I would dump her ass in a heartbeat and tell her thats why.
But if she shaves it it will only continue to grown in thicker and thicker

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2012, 08:11:53 AM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on June 08, 2012, 07:26:51 AM

Pick out 1 hair above her lip and tell her about it like its the only hair you see. Just say "hey, you gave 1 hair there you might want to pluck." Hopefully she will look at her upper lip closely on the mirror and decide to do something about all the other little hairs before they become noticeable. Give that a week to see if it works before you have to be more blunt.

Seems a bit passive. I like it

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2012, 09:31:42 AM »

Quote from: EMAW4life-JHL on June 08, 2012, 08:05:20 AM

Depends on the mustache.
If she's a blonde and has little tiny blonde peach fuzzes then no.
If it's brown and prickly, then yes I would dump her ass in a heartbeat and tell her thats why.
But if she shaves it it will only continue to grown in thicker and thicker

Most women with mustaches get their mustache waxed once per week or every other week. I've never dated a girl who just let the mustache grow. I could only imagine that those women are just like Christine O'Donnell downstairs.

pissclams · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2012, 10:13:17 AM »

there's a girl (she's very nice) that works at the Freddie's burger place at 135th and Metcalf who has a mustache, chin beard, and side burns.

i don' t know if she realizes it and would feel bad saying something. she seems like a very nice person and i wouldn't want to hurt her feelings after ordering a delicious hamburger.

slimz · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2012, 11:22:23 AM »

If anybody is looking to build a better mousetrap and get rich, find a way for guys to pass info like this (as well as stuff like internet articles telling ladies to stop complaining about everything and get more spontaneous with the sexytime b/c that's why their bf's are looking around at other ladies) along to their ladyfriends without being identified/suffering the negative reactions.

Trim · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2012, 11:41:27 AM »

Quote from: slimz on June 08, 2012, 11:22:23 AM

If anybody is looking to build a better mousetrap and get rich, find a way for guys to pass info like this (as well as stuff like internet articles telling ladies to stop complaining about everything and get more spontaneous with the sexytime b/c that's why their bf's are looking around at other ladies) along to their ladyfriends without being identified/suffering the negative reactions.

Link the master dating thread to pinterest or whatever?

slimz · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2012, 11:56:52 AM »

Quote from: Trim on June 08, 2012, 11:41:27 AM

Quote from: slimz on June 08, 2012, 11:22:23 AM
If anybody is looking to build a better mousetrap and get rich, find a way for guys to pass info like this (as well as stuff like internet articles telling ladies to stop complaining about everything and get more spontaneous with the sexytime b/c that's why their bf's are looking around at other ladies) along to their ladyfriends without being identified/suffering the negative reactions.

Link the master dating thread to pinterest or whatever?

Might work, but you'd have to hide it behind a wedding photo, a misspelled inspirational graphic, or in a recipe.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2012, 12:20:29 PM »

I would say, "Looks like you forgot to shave your mustache today." Then she'll be super embarrassed, she'll fix it, and she will have lower self-esteem which will allow you to get away with more stuff that you do wrong.

felix rex · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2012, 02:27:43 PM »

If its actually a friend, tell her. If its just someone in your social circle, make fun of it with the other people when she's not around. I mean, you don't want to just causally throw away something as funny as a lady mustache. It's important to think long term.

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2012, 03:51:17 PM »

It depends on the girl, some girls would be so embarrassed they would get upset with you. I would want someone to tell me if I have some abnormal thing going on, but yet I'm not crazy.

Pete · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2012, 04:43:59 PM »

It's really common for chicks to get that waxed when they go in to get their eyebrows waxed. Just tell her it's time to go in and get that waxed again, and act all nonchalant about it....like you assumed she's been getting that done for years and it doesn't bother you in the slightest. Be all like "What? What's the big deal? LOADS of chicks get that done"

Your welcome, bro.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2012, 04:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Fldermaus on June 08, 2012, 07:25:13 AM

It's in the middle of her face, impossible not to notice. Do you tell people they have unibrows, too?

Mrs. BF said her attending told another male resident the first day on a rotation. "Hey unibrow take care of that thing." The guy showed up the next day with two perfectly shaped eyebrows and has kept them that way since.

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2012, 05:02:06 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 08, 2012, 04:43:59 PM

It's really common for chicks to get that waxed when they go in to get their eyebrows waxed. Just tell her it's time to go in and get that waxed again, and act all nonchalant about it....like you assumed she's been getting that done for years and it doesn't bother you in the slightest. Be all like "What? What's the big deal? LOADS of chicks get that done"

Your welcome, bro.

Thanks brah