sell garbage to your friends at partys

[Brock Landers]

I think Steve Dave's wife recently became a Vault Denim consultant and he just trolled the crap out of everyone here.  Worked like a charm, here we are talking about Vault Denim parties.  Well done, sir.

i personally love my pair of vault denims. and you know what i love to do when i'm in them? eat delicous la hacienda tacos from la hacienda (located in the village plaza shopping center just off anderson avenue in manhattan, ks).

Does Vault Denim have boot-cut jeans to go with all the boots you buy from there??   

[nicname]

it's science. 

at the wedding alter, the bride's father gives you his daughter, you give the bride a ring, and the bride gives the sewer her education, logic, and sense of reasoning.  after which you spend the rest of your life dealing with the results of the previous three transactions.

welcome to rough ridin' Denim Vault.

[HeinBallz]

I've just recently become aware of this freak show. A group of people at my office are always talking (between boughts of crying) about this thing they bought at their friends party.  apparently their friends have these partys and somehow trick everyone there into purchasing low quality jewelry, clothes, kitchen stuff, candles, etc.  At first I just assumed all of their friends were into one of the pyramid scheme cults but I think this is a different thing.  maybe the pyramid scheme cults just branched out into new markets. Not 100% sure.

The really funny ones are the "passion parties" that involve female canadian friends crashing a bachelorette party with sex toys for sale.

wait a minute now, a friend... er yeah... a friend told me they sell pocket pussies.   If you would be into that sort of thing.

[Dr Rick Daris]

my job before my current one had about thirty employees. twenty were women. they had a couple of those passion parties and tried to get me to invite my wife to one that they were having. i told them to go to hell. yeah coworkers, i really want my wife going over to your house and slamming down margaritas while passing around dildos. jesus.