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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2012, 10:04:12 PM »
Daris, get him drunk and take compromising pictures.
Daris, my friend is a waitress there. She should be the one with dark curly hair, glasses (maybe not wearing them), and big boobs. Her name rhymes with macy and starts with an L. Go up to her and tell her fanning told her to "slip him the BIG ONE". She'll know what this means.

omg fanning and I have the same friend.  :runaway:

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2012, 10:05:34 PM »
We need him to get a DUI ASAP.

Won't matter if he does, since he's obviously going about it "the right way" by starting off at bolos.

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2012, 10:06:22 PM »
A wise person once told me, a man with great taste in food has a great eye for basketball talent.   :gocho:

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2012, 10:08:06 PM »
Daris, get him drunk and take compromising pictures.
Daris, my friend is a waitress there. She should be the one with dark curly hair, glasses (maybe not wearing them), and big boobs. Her name rhymes with macy and starts with an L. Go up to her and tell her fanning told her to "slip him the BIG ONE". She'll know what this means.

omg fanning and I have the same friend.  :runaway:

cool, you guys are friends with a waitress.  we get it.

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2012, 10:08:48 PM »
The spring open recruiting period doesn't begin again until tomorrow at noon. FWIW.

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2012, 10:10:05 PM »
A DUI would actually make me kinda like the guy.  Maybe a DUI stop and him riding dirty would make him a legit D1 bball coach.  Until then, I'm a skeptic.
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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2012, 10:20:45 PM »
Daris, get him drunk and take compromising pictures.
Daris, my friend is a waitress there. She should be the one with dark curly hair, glasses (maybe not wearing them), and big boobs. Her name rhymes with macy and starts with an L. Go up to her and tell her fanning told her to "slip him the BIG ONE". She'll know what this means.

omg fanning and I have the same friend.  :runaway:

cool, you guys are friends with a waitress.  we get it.
That's not the message here, Kim Carnes. You dumbass!

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2012, 10:23:41 PM »
Daris, get him drunk and take compromising pictures.
Daris, my friend is a waitress there. She should be the one with dark curly hair, glasses (maybe not wearing them), and big boobs. Her name rhymes with macy and starts with an L. Go up to her and tell her fanning told her to "slip him the BIG ONE". She'll know what this means.

omg fanning and I have the same friend.  :runaway:

cool, you guys are friends with a waitress.  we get it.
That's not the message here, Kim Carnes. You dumbass!

hey guys, I'm fanning and I have a friend that works at coco bolos  :blah:

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2012, 10:25:24 PM »
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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2012, 10:25:31 PM »
Daris, get him drunk and take compromising pictures.
Daris, my friend is a waitress there. She should be the one with dark curly hair, glasses (maybe not wearing them), and big boobs. Her name rhymes with macy and starts with an L. Go up to her and tell her fanning told her to "slip him the BIG ONE". She'll know what this means.

omg fanning and I have the same friend.  :runaway:

cool, you guys are friends with a waitress.  we get it.
That's not the message here, Kim Carnes. You dumbass!

The message here needs to be that one of you should get her on the phone NOW, have her get Weber drunk by spiking his sweet tea or whatever old fuckfaces drink, and take some compromising video with him.
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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2012, 03:16:07 PM »
A DUI would actually make me kinda like the guy.  Maybe a DUI stop and him riding dirty would make him a legit D1 bball coach.  Until then, I'm a skeptic.

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2012, 03:23:31 PM »
A DUI would actually make me kinda like the guy.  Maybe a DUI stop and him riding dirty would make him a legit D1 bball coach.  Until then, I'm a skeptic.
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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2012, 03:50:19 PM »
saw fanning's friend on twitter, she has a huge nose.  woof.

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Re: report from the ground
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2012, 04:00:37 PM »
We need him to get a DUI ASAP.

Someone get 'te here this weekend :drink: