How's a team with a fake animal as their mascot going to beat a team with a truly real animal as their mascot three times in a season? Sorry, IT AIN'T GONNA BE HAPPENING! Obviously KSU will win tonight!
Plus, all the KU students are LBGT hippies from Johnson County, amirite? They can't win! And Cole has that idiotic missing tooth. And their PG is SO fat. How fat is he? He's so fat that when he sits around the house, he literally sits around the house (Garfield joke, LOLZ).
I REALLY, REALLY want KSU to WIN this conference tournament, dammit!
