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To All Syracuse Fans Reading This Board
« on: March 15, 2012, 11:08:17 PM »
Here is a quick guide to this board and its humor.  We like to make joke threads about other teams to razz them about stereotypes about their team.  For example, we were kidding about how playing So. Miss could hurt our programs image and that all Mississippians were extremely racist.  Only tuba and oboe playing Mississippians are extremely racist.  But don't let our warped sense of humor misguide you.  We really think you are pederasts and drug addicts.  I wouldn't let my kids anywhere near your creepy asses.  Please leave this message board and go straight to hell.  And then renew your registration and inject yourself with something.  K bye.


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Re: To All Syracuse Fans Reading This Board
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 11:12:10 PM »
There are very, VERY few times when goEMAW.com is not joking. This is one of those times.


PS - Keep your drugs away from our players or steve dave will fight you.

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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2012, 11:18:24 PM »
Also don't try to give your drugs to our kids or touch their privates.   :curse:
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Re: To All Syracuse Fans Reading This Board
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 11:20:01 PM »
I can't even fathom the depth's you have sunk to.  Just to achieve mediocre status.  :nono:

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Re: To All Syracuse Fans Reading This Board
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 11:22:17 PM »
It has been said, but I'll say it again. We like to joke around here on goEMAW, but we don't take pedophilia as a laughing matter. Stay away from our kids.

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Re: To All Syracuse Fans Reading This Board
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2012, 11:23:11 PM »
There are very, VERY few times when goEMAW.com is not joking. This is one of those times.


PS - Keep your drugs away from our players or steve dave will fight you.

he will kick you in your balls. and taint. and we will laugh.
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