"Glad you asked Brent! I've been speaking with Baylor fans all day, and they just feel really blessed that Nike would make these special uniforms just for them!"
"Um, Adidas right Erin?"
"Oh my eff! Adidas! Adidas! I'm sorry Brent, it's just that whenever I see something new and innovative I just assume it's Nike because, well, you know, Adidas sucks my wang."
