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MTV Rock N' Jock
« on: February 22, 2012, 10:17:53 PM »
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 10:18:51 PM »
loved those.
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 10:19:20 PM »
Just wait till you see what he does in a little bit:
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 10:19:55 PM »
I remember snoop whiffing terribly at three pitches.
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 10:22:13 PM »
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 10:22:48 PM »
Some absolute gems/LOLs in this random message board thread:
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/who-remembers-mtv-rock-n-jock-basketball-games-851982/


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Watching Shawn Kemp dunk all over Leonardo DiCaprio lmao

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Marky Mark talking !! to this kid from 90210 and then blocking his shot

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Reggie Miller scoring 76 points

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Will Smith was the funniest mu'!!a at the game

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Marky Mark performing @ halftime in nothing but his underwear & the nba cats dancing around him (lmao)

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Magic Johnson trading Vlade Divac at halftime for John Sally lol

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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 10:25:26 PM »
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it was all about gary payton in those games
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Flea was n@sty with those 25 and 50 point shots.
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 10:27:35 PM »
Excellent Grantland article on it here.


Team lineups:

MTV Rock N' Jock Softball 1990

Team: Salamanders
Coach: Sammy Hagar (Van Halen; looks like Guy Fieri)
1B: Wally Joyner (Angels All-Star; past vice of choice: steroids)
2B: Tone Loc ("Funky Cold Medina," Emilio in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
SS: Shawon Dunston (Two-time Cubs All-Star; top three worst fighters in sports history)
3B: Kevin Costner (Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams; Bud Johnson in Swing Vote)
RF: Darryl Strawberry (Eight-time All-Star; past vices of choice: prostitutes, painkillers)
RCF: Kip Winger (Bassist for Alice Cooper — 1985-1988; May 1991 Playgirl cover boy)
LCF: Rafael Palmeiro (569 career home runs; past vice of choice taken on accident: steroids)
LF: Steve Adler (Drummer — Guns N' Roses; past vice of choice: heroin)
C: oscar Hornsby (Grammy — 1987 Best New Artist; current vice of choice: being one of Tony La Russa's three friends.)
P: Mark Langston (33rd on all-time strikeout list; Tino Martinez's whipping boy.)
DH: Robert Wuhl (Star of Bill Simmons' favorite show, Arli$$; past vice: being the star of Bill Simmons' favorite show, Arli$$)
Bench: Holly Robinson (Hangin' with Mr. Cooper; high school classmate of Rob Lowe)
Bench: Robin Zander (Lead singer — Cheap Trick; cameo in 2003's Daddy Day Care)
Bench: Mike Lookinland (Bobby Brady — The Brady Bunch; Bobby Brady — A Very Brady Christmas)
Bench: Rick Carballo (Contest winner; still more relevant than Kip Winger)

vs.

Team: Aardvarks
Coach: Sam Kinison (Preacher turned comic)
1B: Eddie Murray (First ballot Hall of Famer; lifetime vice: being too good of a person)
2B: Bret Michaels (Lead singer — Poison; winner — Celebrity Apprentice 3)
SS: Barry Larkin (1995 NL MVP; name "Barry" is, unfortunately, not short for "Barold")
3B: Corbin Bernsen (Roger Dorn — Major League; owner of almost 7,000 snow globes)
RF: Mark McGwire (Hitting coach — St. Louis Cardinals)
RCF: Belinda Carlisle (The Go-Go's; "Ooooooh baby do you know what that's worth?")
LCF: Howard Johnson (three-time member of 30/30 club; zero-time member of 40/40 club)
LF: MC Hammer (A's batboy — '73-'80; past vice of choice: not listening to Mint.com)
C: Tom Petersson (Bassist — Cheap Trick)
P: Roger McDowell (Legendary MLB prankster, accused homophobe)
DH: Lou Gramm (Lead singer — Foreigner; has hundreds of black friends)
Bench: Brian Robbins (Head of the Class; past vice of choice: directing Norbit)
Bench: David Faustino (Bud in Married With Children; past vice of choice: rapping)
Bench: Keanu Reeves (JOHNNY UTAH)
Bench: Pam Wright (Contest winner; also more relevant than Kip Winger)
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2012, 10:28:46 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on February 22, 2012, 10:19:20 PM
Just wait till you see what he does in a little bit:


Oh man, when Pete reenacted this for Marky Mark at Drai's during VegasPak, :lol:
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2012, 10:29:07 PM »
MTV Rock N' Jock Softball 1997

Team: Homeboys
Manager: Dan Cortese (the Burger King)
Kenny Lofton (MLB journeyman)
Elisa Donovan (Clueless)
Bobby Bonilla* (the ultimate hustler)
Nate Morris (Boyz II Men)
Derek Jeter (single)
Method Man (Staten Island)
Brady Anderson (Homeboys suspected 'roids representative)
Pras (ghetto superstar)
Eric Karros (not popular)

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Team: Awayboys
Manager: Bill Bellamy (the regular king)
David Justice (village idiot)
Mike Piazza (athlete)
Roger McDowell (still rock n' jocking)
Andrew Shue (Dartmouth soccer, baby)
Alex Rodriguez (Awayboys 'roids representative)
Jonathan Silverman (Weekend at Bernie's)
Kevin Sorbo (Hercules)
Salt (fly)
Pepa (also fly)
DJamer Spinderella (the flyest)
Michael McCary (Boyz II Men)

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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2012, 10:35:34 PM »


L to R: Dan Cortese, John Stewart, George Clooney.





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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2012, 10:42:46 PM »
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2012, 10:43:19 PM »
i remember that year when flea wouldn't stop taking those 50 point shots.  
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2012, 10:49:46 AM »
So damn awesome.  I mean, God Bless the USA
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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2012, 02:14:05 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: MTV Rock N' Jock
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 03:31:47 PM »
eff yes: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-bellamy-elected-to-rock-n-jock-basketball-hal,2701/


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"A lot of people say Bill Bellamy was the Michael Jordan of Rock 'N' Jock basketball, but I think Michael Jordan was the Bill Bellamy of the NBA," Violators general manager Kareem Abdul-Jabbar told reporters. "Not only was he tenacious on the offensive and defensive ends of the court, but when he did live commentary during games, he was always funny without losing focus. The exact opposite of David Alan Grier."
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