living alone sucks. but there is nothing better than win your wife leaves for the weekend.
I devolve rapidly when my wife leaves. Within 24 hrs, I go from cultured and well-dressed cooking lemon mustard red leaf salad with fresh fried crab cakes and avocado/radish garnish to sitting on the couch in my boxers eating beef jerky and beer for dinner while watching Tosh.0. She's going to Kuwait for two weeks on Saturday. Sunday is shaping up as a no-pants day.
Also, I live seven-style when alone. In the next 14 days, I will probably fall asleep in 5-6 different rooms in the house. All food will be grilled.