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Offline HELLHAMMER

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Re: True Stories
« Reply #75 on: February 17, 2012, 03:01:06 PM »
That's tough to follow.
But, I turned a triple play in softball once. (line drive to short (me), stepped on second, threw to first...)

Crapped my pants yesterday.   :facepalm: True story, ate chinese and thought it was a fart.   :confused:  Nope, couldn't shut it down in time.  :horrorsurprise:  Had to throw away mah drawers.   :gocho:

Not a surprising story coming from a member of the BloodFart genotype.
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