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Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2013, 06:34:44 PM »
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Bob Huggins may not have enjoyed a tremendous amount of success on the hardwoods this year, but he certainly enjoyed all the shiny new LG appliances he was able to use in winning the LG Coaches Cook Off Saturday at the Bracket Town Final Four event in Atlanta, GA. The LG sponsored event showcased many of their latest and greatest products and featured two energetic and charismatic collegiate coaches in Bob Huggins and Frank Martin (South Carolina). Both traded spirited jibes at one another and bantered with the fans who gathered to watch the two prepare a Richard Blais (local Atlanta Chef and Top Chef All-Stars winner) pizza recipe from his new cookbook. Blais also supplied the sous chefs who assisted each coach in their quest to create the perfect pie.

In usual Bob Huggins fashion, coach had the crowd in stitches with his snarky humor and one liners. At one point, a Syracuse fan yelled out asking why WVU was not in the tournament this year to which Huggy replied "didn't you see us play this year?" As he was finishing up his pizza, he shared with the crowd that he had employed his secret weapon of "snail butter" to his concoction, a meat lovers' special.

Although Frank Martin's ricotta cheese pizza scored well with the three judges, it was Coach Huggins who came out on top with a 56-54 victory. No one knows how these scores were tabulated but Huggins won, as always, with a humble "aw-shucks" demeanor. He also appeared to be the fan favorite when Blais asked who they thought won and announced each coaches name. As the winner of the LG Coaches Cook Off, a $20,000 donation was made in Coach Huggins name to the Coaches Against Cancer charity. Overall, this was a great event for fans of college basketball and those committed to the cause against cancer. Congratulations to Coach Huggins and LG for a great event!

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Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2013, 10:01:13 AM »
pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2013, 05:26:24 PM »
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Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2013, 10:42:29 PM »
Wasup my KNEE GROWS
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Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2013, 10:48:36 PM »
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

I hear it's easier to get drunk that way.

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