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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2011, 01:25:47 PM »
He died of complications from diabetes and heart disease. For a guy that hated America, that is an awfully American way to die.

He loved America. All of our food donations keep  his army fed.

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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2011, 02:04:30 PM »
Damn.  He was a starter on my fantasy team.

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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 02:21:06 PM »
He died of complications from diabetes and heart disease. For a guy that hated America, that is an awfully American way to die.
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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 02:23:31 PM »
You know that story about North Korea's first golf course or whatever and their news reported that he went out having never golfed before and shot something like a 27 on 18 holes?  There is nothing better than stuff like that.  Just the enormous eff you to all haters.  Putin does similar ridiculous fake stuff but nothing that brazen.  

Hugo Chavez has fantastic bullshit too but his is more conspiracy theoryish and not about how awesome he is

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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2011, 03:48:15 PM »
Kim Jong Il?  Kim Jong no ill, Kim Jong dead.

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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2011, 09:11:12 PM »
This was a favorite of mine...

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2011, 10:32:31 PM »


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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2011, 11:09:30 PM »
You know that story about North Korea's first golf course or whatever and their news reported that he went out having never golfed before and shot something like a 27 on 18 holes?  There is nothing better than stuff like that.  Just the enormous eff you to all haters.  Putin does similar ridiculous fake stuff but nothing that brazen. 

Hugo Chavez has fantastic bullshit too but his is more conspiracy theoryish and not about how awesome he is

Most of his is just recycled fidel material. Morales and correa dont get as much play, but those two rate fantastically high on the brazen and original scales.
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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2011, 11:12:34 PM »
You know that story about North Korea's first golf course or whatever and their news reported that he went out having never golfed before and shot something like a 27 on 18 holes?  There is nothing better than stuff like that.  Just the enormous eff you to all haters.  Putin does similar ridiculous fake stuff but nothing that brazen. 

Hugo Chavez has fantastic bullshit too but his is more conspiracy theoryish and not about how awesome he is

But do you remember the "Russian sailor" rumor about the Haiti earhquake and haarp? That was rough ridin' solid. I bet Fidel and Evo were all like "no way he's gonna say it he's full of crap omg he did! Did you rough ridin' see Anderson cooper's face!"
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Re: RIP Kim Jong Il
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2011, 04:11:22 PM »


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