Prostate exams

[Dirty Sanchez]

Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

[WildcatNkilt]

Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

I hear age 30 and 50?  Or maybe it was just 50?

The more you poop the more you release free radicals, which is good for the prostate I hear.

[TBL]

Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

I hear age 30 and 50?  Or maybe it was just 50?

The more you poop the more you release free radicals, which is good for the prostate I hear.

44 and never had one. I do like the sounds of the prostate milking, though.

[yoga-like_abana]

All I'm saying is I am switching to a chick doctor when it comes time for this. Doctor PBB looks to have pretty large mitts.

[pissclams]

i like 'em, kinda tickles

[WildcatNkilt]

I think it's 50.  Also a good time to get your first colonoscopy.

[AzCat]

They can dissect mine when I'm dead.  Until then it will continue to enjoy its privacy.   

[ArchE_Cat]

Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

if you're having issues with "P.U.D.," the perhaps we can revive the "taint push" topic

[felix rex]

Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

[ArchE_Cat]

Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?

[felix rex]

Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?

"Rudely surprised" might be a better term. Had no idea it was going to be part of my checkup. But suddenly he was all "elbows on the table" and a glove snapped and there was vaseline or something. It happened so fast. 

But seriously, I was all uncomfortable and got out super fast and left the office with a still-squishy butt.

Pretty accurate before and after (right down to the eyes):

[The Whale]

Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?

"Rudely surprised" might be a better term. Had no idea it was going to be part of my checkup. But suddenly he was all "elbows on the table" and a glove snapped and there was vaseline or something. It happened so fast. 

But seriously, I was all uncomfortable and got out super fast and left the office with a still-squishy butt.

Pretty accurate before and after (right down to the eyes):

Thought you had to cleanse the bowels or not eat or something for 24 hours beforehand?

[felix rex]

I didn't get a colonoscopy or anything. Then again, not 40 yet, so maybe there's worse to come?

[ArchE_Cat]

Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy 

[WildcatNkilt]

Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy 

Catheters suck.  They put you to sleep for a colonoscopy.

[yoga-like_abana]

Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy  

One time I accidentally tripped up on a guys. Yikes, felt somewhat bad but not really cuz the old fart was really a douche. (HIPAA) Don't sue me. Plz.

[Dugout DickStone]

If you feel a hand on each shoulder while the exam is ongoing, get out of there.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy 

Catheters suck.  They put you to sleep for a colonoscopy.

not really true and depends drastically on who you see and what country you live in. the actual procedure is easy. the night before is horrific.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

[TBL]

Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Gotta be a joke there, somewhere. 

[WildcatNkilt]

Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Manpon?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Gotta be a joke there, somewhere. 

I wish. 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Manpon?

That's what I was calling it.