Ultimate SLTH. He's the "stand-up", "salt-of-the-earth" kind of guy most middle-aged, obese ISU fans would love to show off at a barbecue, you know? Probably knows about the new Chevy pickups, why corn strain A392 is vastly inferior to corn strain A391, when pheasant season opens, and all of that crap. He's not afraid to say, "You know, I may never get this team to the top third of the conference, but I'll sure as hell consistently achieve mediocrity and beat a top-25 team approximately once per year." That's a pretty embarrassing quote, though. Jeez, PaRho.