So I miss a call the other day

[Kat Kid]

local number I don't recognize, no voicemail.  I figure whatever, am I right?  Well next three consecutive days get a call at the same time.  Miss it each time.  Decide to call back third day.  It is the Mercury and they don't know why they called. 

I'm like  .

Dude's like well everything looks to be in order with your account, have a great day sir.

I mean these guys!     I just don't even know!  THESE GUYS!   

[Kat Kid]

Follow up:

Went to the grocer's this morning.  Guy in one line was haggling over $.50 on a $120 bill.  Of course, I went to the next line.

I mean  .

[Kat Kid]

You will not believe this next one.....

I left my pantry door open and the dog had taken all of the bones in there for him and put them in his bed for a feast!

I mean  !  CAN YOU EVEN MAKE THIS crap UP??!   

[_33]

Oh man, dogs do the cutest things sometimes.    Thanks for sharing.

[Kat Kid]

So I was complaining about the weather outside and my friend from Texas is all like "Move to Texas!  Houston is 66 today!"

Well,    I mean what do you even say to that??!

[0.42]

So I was complaining about the weather outside and my friend from Texas is all like "Move to Texas!  Houston is 66 today!"

Well,    I mean what do you even say to that??!

Your friend sounds like a smart person

[WildcatNkilt]

You will not believe this next one.....

I left my pantry door open and the dog had taken all of the bones in there for him and put them in his bed for a feast!

I mean  !  CAN YOU EVEN MAKE THIS crap UP??!   

You get a new pup?   

[jmlynch1]

Follow up:

Went to the grocer's this morning.  Guy in one line was haggling over $.50 on a $120 bill.  Of course, I went to the next line.

I mean  .

I was in line behind a couple of ladies yesterday at the checkout. It was taking way too long and every transaction needed a coupon. So I jumped forward to the line I thought would be faster. Turns out the ladies who were previously in front of me got done well before I got to the register. How EMBARASSING! I just know they waited til they got out of range to make some comment. All I could do was hide my face in shame.

[Kat Kid]

So I'm walking the new pup (scrappy) outside today in my robe and sneakers when some ladies took one look at the dog and pointed making awe cute faces.  I gave them a thumbs up and they just  right back.  Then they pulled out in to the road and got t-boned by some redneck in a truck.

I mean..