After we win the NC

[steve dave]

pleats.  pleats everywhere. 

[Dugout DickStone]

State Troopers will all wear Air Cortez and pleated khakis.

[Rage Against the McKee]

The Nike Cortez will be the official state shoe.

[steve dave]

Bill's body will rest in state between the 2003 B12 and 2011/12 NC trophies.  It will have a button on the case that you can push and a piece of paper comes out with your fortune like on Big.  Your fortune is always very ambiguous and noncommittal. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Mandatory 21 hour workdays.

[bigwillie20]

Bill's body will rest in state between the 2003 B12 and 2011/12 NC trophies.  It will have a button on the case that you can push and a piece of paper comes out with your fortune like on Big.  Your fortune is always very ambiguous and noncommittal. 

Oh man....Willie pushing the button on the train video of that   

[Boakai]

All ABC television affiliates in Kansas will become a 24 hour Pinocchio network. Brent Musburger will start off each movie with a fireside introduction and give us a new moral lesson that we can take from the movie and use in our daily lives. The only interruption will occur at 11pm when it is time for us all to gather as families for our meal of the day.

[OK_Cat]

health specialists will finally agree that one meal a day - at 11:30pm - is, in fact, great for a person's health and productivity.

[steve dave]

health specialists will finally agree that one meal a day - at 11:30pm - is, in fact, great for a person's health and productivity.

as long as it's taco bell and cookies

[kstate4life]

health specialists will finally agree that one meal a day - at 11:30pm - is, in fact, great for a person's health and productivity.

as long as it's taco bell and chocolate chip cookies

[Stevesie60]

High school football teams in the state of Kansas will never again be allowed to change their uniform design.

[kst8cat]

Mandatory cheers whenever Bill gets shown on the jumbotron at the OOD.  Frequency will increase from once per game to every single stoppage of play. 

[Shacks]

100 foot statue of LHC Bill Snyder on top of Vanier looking over the field.  Jets of fire shoot out of the mouth after touchdowns and after K-State victories.

[joda]

100 foot statue of LHC Bill Snyder on top of Vanier looking over the field.  Jets of fire shoot out of the mouth after touchdowns and after K-State victories.

Full on colossus mode, one cortez in the east parking lot, one in the west. New innovative rotating pressbox in the headphone mouthpiece provides overhead 360 degree view for the media. mini statues of sean and tate in each hand smiling loving back up at bill's face.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Tate Snyder will be given the job of Special teams coordinator and Assistant Head Coach immediately after graduating. Sean Snyder will move to head coach.

[OK_Cat]

really dodged a bullet, guys.

[purplenutz]

really dodged a bullet, guys.

Yeah, a bullet aimed right at your butthurt.