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Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« on: October 22, 2011, 04:49:47 PM »
Were you involved in the "discussion" with the ku fan at the end of the game on the east side? If not, it was your EMAWppleganger. Couldn't hear what the guy was saying, but he did not seem pleased with the loss.

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Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2011, 05:07:16 PM »
Pretty genius move if you ask me;

A)  Strategy  -  I mean it worked right?
B)  Morale  -  The team feels better about only losing by a little over 5 touch downs and not 6.
C)  Confidence  -  They will have a little more of this now going into next weeks game because they finished strong and that they scored 21 points on the #11 team in the Nation.


The guy needs more time.  He's on the right track.
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Re: Gill calling a time-out with 1 second left...
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2011, 05:10:20 PM »
This week's Gridiron can't get here fast enough.  3 minutes of unbridled emotion, 5 minutes of creative editing to make it appear KU is in control of the game, and 1 minute of utter, crushing hilarity.  Ahhhh, good times.

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Re: Tortuga
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2011, 05:12:26 PM »
Good job tortuga or fake tortuga.

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Re: Gill calling a time-out with 1 second left...
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2011, 05:28:00 PM »
This week's Gridiron can't get here fast enough.  3 minutes of unbridled emotion, 5 minutes of creative editing to make it appear KU is in control of the game, and 1 minute of utter, crushing hilarity.  Ahhhh, good times.
I too am excited about this week's Gridiron.  It will just be more enjoyment after an enjoyable weekend.  :bigtoke:
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Re: Gill calling a time-out with 1 second left...
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2011, 05:48:25 PM »
i was actually looking forward to seeing how the gridiron would handle it had they not scored.  i've seen the meaningless late touchdown episode many times.

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Re: Gill calling a time-out with 1 second left...
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2011, 05:51:51 PM »
This week's Gridiron can't get here fast enough.  3 minutes of unbridled emotion, 5 minutes of creative editing to make it appear KU is in control of the game, and 1 minute of utter, crushing hilarity.  Ahhhh, good times.

Well, last year the noted they just couldn't "overcome the slow start" on the KSU game.  I really want to know what trite phrase they will roll out on this one.  Maybe the 'Cats will just "hang on" the feisty Jayhawks.

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Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2011, 06:34:51 PM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.
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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2011, 06:44:30 PM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=15723.0

What was he saying?

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2011, 06:53:08 PM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=15723.0

What was he saying?

I boo'd the timeout because it was ridiculous.  Some 50 year old brings out a string of about 40 f-bombs while flipping me off.  I informed him he was an embarrassment, he continued to flip me off and pepper me with f-bombs, so I told him he was a redneck and he better just go warm up his tractor.

Then he started approaching me.  I told him he needed to get out of my face.  Then a bunch of ku fans told him he was a loser and should leave. 

As he came closer I told him he needed to have more joy in his life.  I hope he heard that and took it to heart. 

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2011, 06:56:13 PM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=15723.0

What was he saying?

I boo'd the timeout because it was ridiculous.  Some 50 year old brings out a string of about 40 f-bombs while flipping me off.  I informed him he was an embarrassment, he continued to flip me off and pepper me with f-bombs, so I told him he was a redneck and he better just go warm up his tractor.

Then he started approaching me.  I told him he needed to get out of my face.  Then a bunch of ku fans told him he was a loser and should leave. 

As he came closer I told him he needed to have more joy in his life.  I hope he heard that and took it to heart. 


You totally PoetWarrior'd his ass.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2011, 07:01:13 PM »
As I walked back into Memorial track and field after having my halftime refreshments the katpak head was spotted and i was approach by a group of ridiculously good looking and smelling EMAW’s.  :eye:

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2011, 07:02:58 PM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=15723.0

What was he saying?

I boo'd the timeout because it was ridiculous.  Some 50 year old brings out a string of about 40 f-bombs while flipping me off.  I informed him he was an embarrassment, he continued to flip me off and pepper me with f-bombs, so I told him he was a redneck and he better just go warm up his tractor.

Then he started approaching me.  I told him he needed to get out of my face.  Then a bunch of ku fans told him he was a loser and should leave. 

As he came closer I told him he needed to have more joy in his life.  I hope he heard that and took it to heart. 

I saw him flipping everybody off and trying to come up toward your group. Lol.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2011, 07:05:04 PM »
As I walked back into Memorial track and field after having my halftime refreshments the katpak head was spotted and i was approach by a group of ridiculously good looking and smelling EMAW’s.  :eye:
you guys must have been pretty close if you were able to smell them over the urine stench in Memorial
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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2011, 07:34:26 PM »
As I walked back into Memorial track and field after having my halftime refreshments the katpak head was spotted and i was approach by a group of ridiculously good looking and smelling EMAW’s.  :eye:
you guys must have been pretty close if you were able to smell them over the urine stench in Memorial

Was def the best-smelling stadium I have ever been in. KU alums (as a whole) smell very nice.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2011, 07:43:19 PM »
Father in law said they weren't very nice to him, so since there were so many open seats, he said he just moved to a more friendly EMAW location. Lol

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2011, 07:44:51 PM »
Also had an encounter with big fat Fitz at the end of the game. He gave me this little smirck as he saw the pak head.
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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2011, 07:46:10 PM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=15723.0

What was he saying?

I boo'd the timeout because it was ridiculous.  Some 50 year old brings out a string of about 40 f-bombs while flipping me off.  I informed him he was an embarrassment, he continued to flip me off and pepper me with f-bombs, so I told him he was a redneck and he better just go warm up his tractor.

Then he started approaching me.  I told him he needed to get out of my face.  Then a bunch of ku fans told him he was a loser and should leave. 

As he came closer I told him he needed to have more joy in his life.  I hope he heard that and took it to heart. 

Our fans can be so embarrassing sometimes.   :facepalm:
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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2011, 07:46:42 PM »
Also had an encounter with big fat Fitz at the end of the game. He gave me this little smirck as he saw the pak head.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2011, 11:44:22 PM »
Also had an encounter with big fat Fitz at the end of the game. He gave me this little smirck as he saw the pak head.

This better be the teaser to a great story.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2011, 11:49:33 PM »
Also had an encounter with big fat Fitz at the end of the game. He gave me this little smirck as he saw the pak head.

This better be the teaser to a great story.
Sadly no. I tried to escalate the encounter but Mrs. Gooch would have none of it.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2011, 11:56:13 PM »
Also had an encounter with big fat Fitz at the end of the game. He gave me this little smirck as he saw the pak head.

This better be the teaser to a great story.
Sadly no. I tried to escalate the encounter but Mrs. Gooch would have none of it.
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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2011, 12:22:00 AM »
I cheered really loud when they scored.  ku fan lost it on me.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=15723.0

What was he saying?

I boo'd the timeout because it was ridiculous.  Some 50 year old brings out a string of about 40 f-bombs while flipping me off.  I informed him he was an embarrassment, he continued to flip me off and pepper me with f-bombs, so I told him he was a redneck and he better just go warm up his tractor.

Then he started approaching me.  I told him he needed to get out of my face.  Then a bunch of ku fans told him he was a loser and should leave. 

As he came closer I told him he needed to have more joy in his life.  I hope he heard that and took it to heart. 

I would have suggested meeting him outside the stadium, tackling his drunk ass on the sidewalk/bushes, then pull his shirt over his face as you choke him out.  Also, make sure you have a bro there with you to take on his company/friends/strangers coming in to break fight up.  The fact that he was 50 shouldn't stop you.  They punch like bitches.

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Re: Best ku tear licking moment for you?
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2011, 08:33:23 AM »
I sat right in front of KU's recruits and their family's on the first row. I also sat right behind the Jayhawks.  It made for some comic gold.


My friend, who is pretty short, was asked to not stand on the bench by some uppity young bitch (I would have hit it) about 3/4 through the game because she couldn't see (she was sitting down).  I stand a whopping 6'4 and was towering over him even as he stood on the bench. She said nothing to me.

Then comic gold struck.  KU's O-Line came off the field and began to meet right in front of us for some strategy.
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