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Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« on: September 06, 2011, 09:25:33 AM »
Week 1 was a dark one for Auburn football.  Even with the fact out there that Utah State almost beat Oklahoma last season, and Texas A&M the season before(?), they were not suppose to challenge the mighty Auburn Tigers in their first game since winning the NC, Cam or not.

However, Utah State ROLLED Auburn.  Dominating Auburn from beginning to end, in all phases of the game.  Up 38-28 with 4mins left in the game, Utah State was cruising to a victory and literally let up on the gas.  Auburn scored a TD with about 2mins left and then coverted the easiest on-side kick in the history of the game.  It was inevitable then that Auburn would score a TD with 30secs left and pull out the 42-38 win.  I really felt bad for the Utah State fans that made the trip, as they deserved that win, just as their team did. 

And the reason for Auburn's dismal performance?  Ted Roof.  Get ready for a season of me cursing his name, as he is Auburn defensive coordinator.  If not for some miracle of 10 mysterious quarters at the end of last season, I do not think he would have a job right now.  Auburn played incredible defense when it mattered most, starting in the second half vs Alabama last season.  Beforehand though, Auburn's defense was a joke.  We sit back and watch plays develop, play 15 yards off all coverage and don't pressure the qb at all. 

Fairley would bail us out last season, but no one on this current defense is an impact player.  Bubble screens are a routine first down and running backs only have to go around the tackle to find daylight.

Our fans would tell you about how we have a lot of youth on defense.  I call that an excuse, as everyone turns over in college football.  I will also point out that we allowed a TRUE freshman qb to completely shred us up and down the field.  Others will point out how our last coach left the cupboard bare in terms of recruiting.  So bare that we won a NC last season?

Auburn looks to have a long season in front of them.  Our next opponent is Miss St.  They put up 600+ yards of offense last week.  I don't care who they played, that's a lot of offense.  We get them at home, but if we play D against them like we did Utah State, we are going to get our faces fuckstarted in a very harsh way.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 09:42:30 AM »
i question  your fandom.  i question your heart.  i question your FBIQ.   these are the things i question.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 09:45:09 AM »
When I pull up in Auburn and see Pissclam's Stadium, I'll give a crap what you think buddy!

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 09:50:34 AM »
Auburn fans shouldn't be as concerned as KSU katz fans

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 09:52:23 AM »
Auburn fans should be far more concerned than KSU fans. Both teams look like they will only win 6-7 games, only Auburn should be doing much better than that. I expect Auburn to improve more over the course of the season than K-State does, though.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 09:53:29 AM »
Roof should have been fired last year. 

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 09:56:29 AM »
Auburn fans should be far more concerned than KSU fans. Both teams look like they will only win 6-7 games, only Auburn should be doing much better than that. I expect Auburn to improve more over the course of the season than K-State does, though.

We look like we will win 2 games.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2011, 09:58:04 AM »
Auburn fans should be far more concerned than KSU fans. Both teams look like they will only win 6-7 games, only Auburn should be doing much better than that. I expect Auburn to improve more over the course of the season than K-State does, though.

We look like we will win 2 games.

Other than K-State, what program can you name that has ever won a game while turning the ball over 5 times, getting a punt blocked, and missing a field goal while only forcing one turnover? The offense was out of rhythm, but as a whole, I thought the team looked better than expected.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2011, 10:04:05 AM »
We held them to a crap-ton of 3-and-out's, and I think our O only had one.  Nuts Kicked is right, we failed on the TO's and special teams, otherwise it would have been a blood bath.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2011, 10:10:37 AM »
Kansas State Drive Summaries
STARTQTRPOSS.YARDPLAYSYARDSRESULT
13:23101:44KSU 275-3Fumble
10:46101:58KSU 253-1Punt
07:23103:32KSU 33744Turnover on Downs
01:15102:39KSU 20619Punt
12:03203:43KSU 30724Interception
07:38200:00KSU 5517Punt
01:35201:35KSU 13539End of Half
15:00304:02KSU 30629Punt
08:45301:21KSU 4339Fumble
04:45300:00KSU 201-19Fumble
04:12304:16EKY 431023Field Goal Missed
12:58402:47EKY 37718Field Goal Good
10:11405:41KSU 141186Passing Touchdown
01:39400:57EKY 463-5End of Game

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2011, 10:16:19 AM »
Well eff me.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 10:26:01 AM »
Well eff me.

You were still right. Take away the turnovers, and field position would change dramatically. We would have scored a ton of points on the backs of the defense were it not for the turnovers. Let's just hope our guys learn how to hold onto the football from here on out.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2011, 10:27:47 AM »
Well eff me.

You were still right. Take away the turnovers, and field position would change dramatically. We would have scored a ton of points on the backs of the defense were it not for the turnovers. Let's just hope our guys learn how to hold onto the football from here on out.

I need to see EKU's drive chart.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2011, 10:29:37 AM »
Eastern Kentucky Drive Summaries
STARTQTRPOSS.YARDPLAYSYARDSRESULT
15:00101:37EKY 203-6Punt
11:39100:53KSU 244-1Field Goal Missed
08:48101:25EKY 3831Punt
03:51100:56EKY 2332Punt
03:51101:40KSU 35529Interception
15:00201:33KSU 493-5Punt
08:20200:42EKY 5745Punt
05:23201:28EKY 2636Punt
10:58302:13EKY 12418Punt
07:24302:39KSU 4368Punt
04:45300:25KSU 121Rushing Touchdown
14:56401:58EKY 203-9Punt
10:11400:00EKY 20627Punt
01:39400:00EKY 2326Interception

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2011, 11:47:35 AM »
CK hits Brod on that first drive and we probably win something like a million to nothing.  That's how I see it.  And I have pretty good vision.

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Re: Wippuh's Screw You Week 1 Review: Utah State vs Auburn
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2011, 01:14:15 PM »
<div class="mod-content pbp-left" style="width: 49%;"><table border="1" width="100%" class="mod-data"><thead><tr class="team-color-strip"><th style="border-right:1px solid #FFF; border-bottom-color: #660819; text-align: left; font: 700 14px/25px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;" colspan="7"><div style="margin-right: 6px;" class="logo-small  logo-ncaa-small teamId-2198 floatleft"></div><a name="Eastern Kentucky"></a>Eastern Kentucky Drive Summaries</th></tr><tr class="colhead"><th>START</th><th>QTR</th><th>POSS.</th><th>YARD</th><th>PLAYS</th><th>YARDS</th><th style="text-align:left">RESULT</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr valign="top"  class="even"><td nowrap>15:00</td><td nowrap>1</td><td nowrap>01:37</td><td nowrap>EKY 20</td><td>3</td><td>-6</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>11:39</td><td nowrap>1</td><td nowrap>00:53</td><td nowrap>KSU 24</td><td>4</td><td>-1</td><td style="text-align:left">Field Goal Missed</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="even"><td nowrap>08:48</td><td nowrap>1</td><td nowrap>01:25</td><td nowrap>EKY 38</td><td>3</td><td>1</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>03:51</td><td nowrap>1</td><td nowrap>00:56</td><td nowrap>EKY 23</td><td>3</td><td>2</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="even"><td nowrap>03:51</td><td nowrap>1</td><td nowrap>01:40</td><td nowrap>KSU 35</td><td>5</td><td>29</td><td style="text-align:left">Interception</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>15:00</td><td nowrap>2</td><td nowrap>01:33</td><td nowrap>KSU 49</td><td>3</td><td>-5</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="even"><td nowrap>08:20</td><td nowrap>2</td><td nowrap>00:42</td><td nowrap>EKY 5</td><td>7</td><td>45</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>05:23</td><td nowrap>2</td><td nowrap>01:28</td><td nowrap>EKY 26</td><td>3</td><td>6</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="even"><td nowrap>10:58</td><td nowrap>3</td><td nowrap>02:13</td><td nowrap>EKY 12</td><td>4</td><td>18</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>07:24</td><td nowrap>3</td><td nowrap>02:39</td><td nowrap>KSU 43</td><td>6</td><td>8</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top" style="font-weight:bold" class="even"><td nowrap>04:45</td><td nowrap>3</td><td nowrap>00:25</td><td nowrap>KSU 1</td><td>2</td><td>1</td><td style="text-align:left">Rushing Touchdown</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>14:56</td><td nowrap>4</td><td nowrap>01:58</td><td nowrap>EKY 20</td><td>3</td><td>-9</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="even"><td nowrap>10:11</td><td nowrap>4</td><td nowrap>00:00</td><td nowrap>EKY 20</td><td>6</td><td>27</td><td style="text-align:left">Punt</td></tr><tr valign="top"  class="odd"><td nowrap>01:39</td><td nowrap>4</td><td nowrap>00:00</td><td nowrap>EKY 23</td><td>2</td><td>6</td><td style="text-align:left">Interception</td></tr></tbody></table></div>

Well this looks pretty damn good.