So, I was at Plaza III yesterday with a group of elites, just enjoying a cup of steak soup and double stoli soda when a loudmouth EKU fan starts spouting off about EcoKat and how they were going to kick our ass. I tried to ignore him at first, I was with polite company and didn't want to make a scene but he kept going and when he said something about EKU having more male models than us, I just lost my patience. I hauled him outside and beat his ass down to Coal Vines, then back down to Plaza III. At one point, I was pushing him on his face down the sidewalk like a wheelbarrow. As I slapped him back to Plaza III, I made apologize to the people he had bled on when we went past the first time. I also made him apologize to the Pitch paper machine and a streetlight for crying like a woman.
Anyway, he vowed to bring lots of EKU hicks to the game tomorrow and find me for a rematch. So, get really angry and show these toothless twerps how it works in Manhattan and stuff.
