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Offline Fuktard

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A fun filled evening at the Fuktard household...
« on: August 20, 2011, 04:45:33 AM »
So it's 4:35 and the past two hours have been incredible.  First the storm passing thru KC must have glued some power lines together behind my neighbors house across the street.   Incredible light show for over 30 minutes as crap melted down...smell was awesome.   7 fire trucks responded with a few ambulances for good measure.  Just as the excitement was dying down, my Brinks alarm system goes off...ear splitting.  I frantically punch my code in to no avail.  I quickly call Brinks and go directly to hold music.  10 minutes in and someone finally comes on and tells me I need to take the main box apart, that the power surges have mumped it up and the only way to shut it off is to pull the battery and transformer....and I have no rough ridin' idea where the main box is (the system came with the house).  15 minutes later I finally locate the box and literally rip the rough ridin' thing out of the wall and tear the battery out.  As I type this, the transformer across the street is still flaring and the power continiues to pop in and out....as I look at my window, I see the orange glow of electical fire....what a night.


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Re: A fun filled evening at the Fuktard household...
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2011, 08:16:51 AM »
damn, that sucks

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Re: A fun filled evening at the Fuktard household...
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2011, 08:36:46 AM »
Update:  About 20 minutes after my post, one of my neighbors alarms started going off and went off for 25 minutes...made me not feel so bad.

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Re: A fun filled evening at the Fuktard household...
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 09:31:17 AM »
<-Would've slept through all of that.

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Re: A fun filled evening at the Fuktard household...
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 09:42:32 AM »
:zzz: Like YLA if that would have happened near me.

:zzz: This story.


Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: A fun filled evening at the Fuktard household...
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 11:33:56 AM »
:zzz: Like YLA if that would have happened near me.

:zzz: This story.




Yeah, this entire thread is rough ridin' stupid.