This ^^^^^ is all that needs to be said. But I'll say more. . .
Who wants to go to some freezing ass cold factory town in the winter where the people are so poor they smoke Always Save 100's and you can't even rent a car manufactured before 1997, when you can go to a nice warm climate where everyone wants to talk to you and shake your hand as if you were a celebrity, the food is good, the woman are delicious and the football play doesn't resemble the silent film era.