I am going to be walking on the float trip this weekend.
FYP
LinuxHuskerCat just got back from Noel, MO. His raft popped and he had to swim the raft and three people for an hour or so. The good news is there was enough water for him to swim in. Apparently he was not a happy camper. 
But if this happens to me I will drown myself.
I damn near murdered the management team that was supposedly running that piece of crap operation. eff that was a long swim.