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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2011, 09:53:31 AM »
It is the bastard child conceived by the unholy union of a meat goat and a butter sculpture.

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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2011, 10:00:07 AM »
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Guys, we are no longer involved in the game known as "Farmageddon." It died when the game was moved away from Arrowhead. While it was fun, Nebraska and Iowa want it and I think we should just let those hayseeds enjoy it. Sure, they stole the name, but that's kind of like somebody stealing crap from my garage sale that I was really just trying to get rid of, anyway.

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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2011, 10:03:22 AM »
:dubious:

Guys, we are no longer involved in the game known as "Farmageddon." It died when the game was moved away from Arrowhead. While it was fun, Nebraska and Iowa want it and I think we should just let those hayseeds enjoy it. Sure, they stole the name, but that's kind of like somebody stealing crap from my garage sale that I was really just trying to get rid of, anyway.

More like someone stealing crap off your curb that you had put out for the trash truck in the morning.

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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2011, 10:06:37 AM »
:dubious:

Guys, we are no longer involved in the game known as "Farmageddon." It died when the game was moved away from Arrowhead. While it was fun, Nebraska and Iowa want it and I think we should just let those hayseeds enjoy it. Sure, they stole the name, but that's kind of like somebody stealing crap from my garage sale that I was really just trying to get rid of, anyway.

But if that "crap" is a really cool old Hams beer sign with a moving waterfall than you are going to be pissed.  Especially if the hick who stole it puts it in his wood paneled den and claims he has had it for 5 years.  You know?

For reference....you think this guy wouldn't care if that sign got stolen?  You'd have to be a maniac to think that.


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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2011, 10:17:42 AM »
Good thing we didn't invest a lot in that Farmageddon trophy.*

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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2011, 10:53:24 AM »
It's like when you are a kid and you ask your dad who would win a fight between a great white shark and a grizzley bear but instead you say a pig and a chicken

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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2011, 11:07:39 AM »
It's like when you are a kid and you ask your dad who would win a fight between a great white shark and a grizzley bear but instead you say a pig and a chicken

My old man would have socked me in the eye for asking such a stupid question.  Especially if he was drunk on Hamms.

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Re: wtf is Farmageddon?
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2011, 11:31:46 AM »
It's when cousins drink excessively and make out wearing red and yellow coveralls.