9th grade science + goEMAW.com

[fatty fat fat]

it's 9th grade science. fatty fat fat, limestone and some random arab are in the class. the random arab was forced to attend fatty's house a couple times, but is a pretty cool kid (smokes, drinks, chases hot 10th grade female, makes random arab accents that all his white friends find hilarious) and thus isn't a big fan of fatty fat fat.

fatty hates limestone. period. (this is 9th grade btw, may not be true today but who cares)

they are doing a lab that will recognize the presence of carbohydrates in a solution.  (classic benedict's test, everyone and their mother did this in HS science)

the lab is to be done in partners. the teacher is having a good day, and allows his students to pick partners.

the random arab picks limestone. fatty has to work alone. he's devastated, and to make matters worse, fails the benedicts test

12 years later, he is finally over the incident.

what 9th grade goEMAW.com story do you have to share?

[AppleJack]

Great story. When I was in 9th grade Biology class, we were tasked with dissecting a frog. While I was reading the notes how to make the incisions, etc, my partner took the scalpel and sawed the frogs head off. He got kicked out of the class for that and I got kicked out of the class for laughing so hard. 

[kitten_mittons]

Great story. When I was in 9th grade Biology class, we were tasked with dissecting a frog. While I was reading the notes how to make the incisions, etc, my partner took the scalpel and sawed the frogs head off. He got kicked out of the class for that and I got kicked out of the class for laughing so hard.  Then I went home and created my account on goEMAW.com

Edited to make the story relevant.

[sys]

it's 9th grade science. fatty fat fat, limestone and some random arab are in the class. the random arab was forced to attend fatty's house a couple times, but is a pretty cool kid (smokes, drinks, chases hot 10th grade female, makes random arab accents that all his white friends find hilarious) and thus isn't a big fan of fatty fat fat.

fatty hates limestone. period. (this is 9th grade btw, may not be true today but who cares)

they are doing a lab that will recognize the presence of carbohydrates in a solution.  (classic benedict's test, everyone and their mother did this in HS science)

the lab is to be done in partners. the teacher is having a good day, and allows his students to pick partners.

the random arab picks limestone. fatty has to work alone. he's devastated, and to make matters worse, fails the benedicts test

12 years later, he is finally over the incident.

what 9th grade goEMAW.com story do you have to share?

 

[hemmy]

sys = random arab?

[Dugout DickStone]

You forgot the part where Limestone got screwed out of an A....B+ can KMA

[0.42]

i was pretty elite at nothing in the 9th grade

unless you count not getting laid, in which case i was the state champ

[ChiComCat]

In 9th grade I went to school with that Nebraska Hurdler that posted on here for a week for some strange reason (or maybe it was ksufans).  He quit posting quickly after being recognized.  I can't think of any interesting particulars about our 9th grade interactions tho.

[Scary Smart]

When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

[Stevesie60]

In ninth grade, Scary Smart and I went undefeated in football.

[wetwillie]

I shared a class in 9th grade with someone who posted in this thread

[Scary Smart]

In ninth grade, Scary Smart and I went undefeated in football.

 

[pissclams]

In ninth grade, Scary Smart and I went undefeated in football.

that is so rough ridin' racist

[Dugout DickStone]

When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

He was an insanely good baller and captain of the varsity hoops team, right?

[OK_Cat]

i had a class with chingon in the 9th grade.   

[ChiComCat]

When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

He was an insanely good baller and captain of the varsity hoops team, right?

He prob barely saw him with all the AAU ball OHawk was busy playing

[Dugout DickStone]

When I was in 9th grade, OregonHawk was in 11th grade at my high school. That's about all I've got.

He was an insanely good baller and captain of the varsity hoops team, right?

He prob barely saw him with all the AAU ball OHawk was busy playing

tourneys in dallas, all over and stuff.