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Offline OK_Cat

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office pranks
« on: May 04, 2011, 03:35:46 PM »
the lady that i made the "stupid, unaware" thread about isn't good at computers.

while she was out to lunch, i took a screenshot of her desktop and made it the wallpaper, then hid the task bar and her icons.  she isn't back yet, but it will be amazing.

what office pranks have you done?  scald your buddies with hot french fries when he's working the drive-thru and talking? 


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Re: office pranks
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 03:38:30 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 04, 2011, 03:35:46 PM
the lady that i made the "stupid, unaware" thread about isn't good at computers.

while she was out to lunch, i took a screenshot of her desktop and made it the wallpaper, then hid the task bar and her icons.  she isn't back yet, but it will be amazing.

what office pranks have you done?  scald your buddies with hot french fries when he's working the drive-thru and talking? 

That is fantastic. I could paralyze my boss for days if I did that. 
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 03:41:24 PM »
that lucky bitch has a 3 hour lunch :surprised:
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 03:44:17 PM »
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on May 04, 2011, 03:41:24 PM
that lucky bitch has a 3 hour lunch :surprised:

she goes to lunch a little before 3 because she has to pick up her kids at school or something.
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 03:46:13 PM »
We like to secretly hide portraits of people we hate in each-others desk.  

"Damn-it...  where'd my pen go?"  

Heinballz coworker opens desk to find a portrait of "Mona" staring up at him

 :shakesfist:

pretty lame prank but the creativity that can be involved eventually makes this a very fun game.
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 03:48:05 PM »
Put scotch tape over optical mouse.
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 03:50:35 PM »
I've wanted to pull the desktop as wallpaper prank, just never have.  I like to switch the keyboards and mice between machines. or rotate monitors.
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 04:06:27 PM »
switch the right button & left button functions on peoples mouse.
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 04:09:47 PM »
goto a random floor and put a bag of nacho cheese popcorn in a microwave for 15 min and walk away....
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 04:19:41 PM »
update:  she was pissed, everyone else laughed.  she literally broke her mouse by slamming it on her desk.   :lol:
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2011, 04:23:03 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 04, 2011, 04:19:41 PM
update:  she was pissed, everyone else laughed.  she literally broke her mouse by slamming it on her desk.   :lol:
for an encore you should loosen the bolts in her chair so she falls over and maybe breaks her arm! :lol:
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 04:23:43 PM »
thought about slashing her tires   :lol:
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2011, 04:28:19 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 04, 2011, 04:23:43 PM
thought about slashing her tires   :lol:
you should burn her house to the ground and then as the flames are dwindling down and she is sobbing over the charred remains, you should ask her for a light. 

scenario one:
she offers you a light.  you slap it out of her hands and say "bitch I don't smoke", laugh and walk away

scenario two:
she doesn't offer you a light.  you point at her house and call her a "goddamn liar". 
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2011, 04:31:16 PM »
 :lol:

somewhere in there, i need to say "keep tha change, you filthy animal"
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2011, 04:51:28 PM »
randomly ejecting the cd drive.

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Re: office pranks
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2011, 04:53:30 PM »
Secure champagne poppers to the inside of her desk drawers.
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Re: office pranks
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2011, 05:13:12 PM »
Guy I used to work with bought a rat at a pet store and put it in another guy's desk.  Rat ended up being released into the wild after a lot of girl like screams from guy with rat in desk.

There used to be a place in Olathe called "the stupid shop" We bought these whistlers you could stick in people's tail pipe. Really pissed some people off. 

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Re: office pranks
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2011, 08:22:16 PM »
One of the guys I work with name is Steve Zerkel.  We went into his computer and change the spell check to only type Steve Erkel when he typed his name.  He was pissed he couldn't figure out how to change it back.  The sad fact he is the white version of Steve Erkel.
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2011, 09:37:17 PM »
The really sad fact is that you didn't spell Urkel right.  

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