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They should have mounted that assholes head on the Statue of Liberty's torch.  Why the eff did they drop him in the Ocean?


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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 09:10:00 PM »
1. Didn't want his burial site to become a shrine.

2. Wanted to comply with Islamic tradition in which the body must be buried within 24 hours.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »
Obama's just a real life troll. No other reason really.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 09:13:03 PM »
birther bait

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2011, 09:18:33 PM »
1. Didn't want his burial site to become a shrine.

2. Wanted to comply with Islamic tradition in which the body must be buried within 24 hours.

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Well yeah, this is what they want you to think

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 09:25:36 PM »
What if Osama isn't all the way dead yet?   :surprised:

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 09:27:22 PM »
1. Didn't want his burial site to become a shrine.

2. Wanted to comply with Islamic tradition in which the body must be buried within 24 hours.

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Well yeah, this is what they want you to think

What they want you to think is always the truth.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 09:31:01 PM »
1. Didn't want his burial site to become a shrine.

2. Wanted to comply with Islamic tradition in which the body must be buried within 24 hours.

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Isn't this somewhat contradictory? 

I heard no country would have his grave.  What does Islamic tradition say about shooting someone in the head twice?
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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 09:33:16 PM »
It says it's ok if they're infidels.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 09:35:14 PM »
1. Didn't want his burial site to become a shrine.

2. Wanted to comply with Islamic tradition in which the body must be buried within 24 hours.

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Isn't this somewhat contradictory? 


No, it's just 2 reasons to do something.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 09:40:03 PM »
It was in his will.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2011, 09:54:06 PM »
Already have a Bin Laden thread. Already have a conspiracy thread. mods???

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2011, 09:54:30 PM »
Any truth to the theory that they beat the crap out of him before they killed him?  That would be pretty cool.  Also-  can one of the CIA/Ops guys claim that bounty?  Maybe just split it up among the 8 of them?  (Or however many it was.)

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 07:29:17 AM »
Had to get rid of the body before getting back.   Couldn't figure out a valid excuse for all the sharpie on his face(balls, taints, etc) or the one shaved eyebrow.

Who wants to have to explain that kind of stuff?   :dunno:

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 07:47:10 AM »
oh my, this thread :lol:

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 08:09:46 AM »
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My Take: Burial at sea shows compassion of Islamic law
Editor's note: Imam Khalid Latif is a chaplain for New York University and Executive Director of the school's Islamic Center.

By Khalid Latif

I was sitting in a KFC in Brooklyn on Sunday night (halal for those who are worried) with two of my students when my phone started to buzz like crazy as friends, colleagues and family let me know that Osama bin Laden was dead.

As we drove back to Manhattan, President Obama began his address and we watched it on an iPhone and played the audio from 1010 WINS-AM radio.

The students then went to their dorm, and I drove around Manhattan. I found groups gathering here and there, including a larger one in Times Square, but I made sure to make downtown my final destination. I knew I would find something there that my eyes had wanted to see for a long time.

I was 18 years old when the 9/11 attacks were carried out against us. Since that time I have stood at the Ground Zero site as a student, as an NYPD chaplain, as a New York Muslim leader, but all the while as a New Yorker.

I've stood there at times when the streets are full as well as times when they are completely empty. I've seen people cry there, people argue and fight, but last night was the first time that my eyes have seen so many people come and stand together, regardless of their differences.

New Yorkers in all of their diversity came out last night, and I hope it signifies a greater coming together for all of us going forward.

Many people have asked me if the U.S. administration's decision to bury bin Laden's body at sea was appropriate.

In general, Islamic law would state that a Muslim should be buried in the ground. However, everything is not black and white, and a main objective of Sharia law is to increase benefits and reduce detriments to society.

'No land alternative' prompts bin Laden sea burial

The question here is not about how a body should be buried in general, but rather how specifically the body of Osama bin Laden should be buried. The decision to bury bin Laden at sea exemplifies for us how Sharia is meant to function as it takes into consideration what would be best for society on a whole through a lens of compassion and mercy.

Consider these three points:

1) Humanity on a whole has a right that needs to be considered in regard to bin Laden’s burial. Who would want this man buried next to their loved one? Is it appropriate, especially after he has caused such pain to so many, to put anyone in a situation where they might have to be buried near or next to him? I would say no.

2) The number of individuals who hate this man, including many Muslims, is extremely large. If he were buried in the ground somewhere, even at an undisclosed location, eventually we would know where his body was. Years of anger and frustration that have built up because of him would now have an outlet for expression. Whichever country had the misfortune of hosting his body would need to increase security measures around his grave. It's a good thing that no country, including Saudi Arabia, wanted to bury him in their lands.

3) There should be no opportunity for glorification of bin Laden. A grave that people could visit also would serve as an opportunity for his small group of followers to memorialize him. These individuals are skewed not only in their misreading and misinterpretation of Islam, but also - and more important - in their understanding of morals and ethics. No opportunity should exist by which they could glorify bin Laden in his death, either in the immediate future or in years to come.

On September 11, 2001, I stood in Washington Square Park and watched as the second plane flew into the World Trade Center, changing instantly the lives of many. As New York rebuilds the site, I hope that we as humanity will be able to rebuild our relationships with each other.

What makes New York great is its diversity. And what makes New Yorkers great is our ability to appreciate that diversity. I hope some ease comes to the hearts of each any every person who lost someone on that day - and that together we can begin a process toward healing and reconcilement that our city and nation needs.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 08:46:12 AM »
I heard/read that they offered the body to Saudi Arabia (his home country) but they did not want it.
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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2011, 09:02:10 AM »
I have plenty of room in my backyard for a few more bodies - I was never asked.
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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »
I have plenty of room in my backyard for a few more bodies - I was never asked.

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2011, 09:22:41 AM »
wait.....

he gets live television on his iPhone?! 

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2011, 09:47:26 AM »
wait.....

he gets live television on his iPhone?! 

Must be the Muslim plan?  :dunno:

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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2011, 09:48:12 AM »
So burial at sea is not Muslim tradition.  Got it.  THEN WHYYYYY?!?!?!
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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2011, 10:45:07 AM »
Any truth to the theory that they beat the crap out of him before they killed him?  That would be pretty cool.  Also-  can one of the CIA/Ops guys claim that bounty?  Maybe just split it up among the 8 of them?  (Or however many it was.)

pffft. the lion's share of that money goes to the sigint analyst who tracked him down.
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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2011, 10:46:54 AM »
Also, I think Obama should have him stuffed and sent as a present to Bush's house with a note that says "P.S. I also found your car keys in the sofa."
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Re: Why was Bin Laden buried at sea? (conspiracy theories welcome)
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2011, 11:18:00 AM »
In America, we flush our crap away with water. I see this as the the only option for burial...