KU #1 Recruit Ben McMaclemore breaks rules/follows Moris Twins to Hell

[CNS]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying crap like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif." 

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

[OregonSmock]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

[WillieWatanabe]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif." 

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

well eff, gotta get them off the teat sometime. They realize they can't be drafted together, right?

[dmartin]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

There are numerous on court assaults that have to be committed before the twins have finished the job they set out to do at KU.

[CNS]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

 

I had this exact narrative between me and a hypothetical KU fan typed out in my previous post but decided to not include it right before pressing "Post".

  at fans being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to think anyone is stupid enough to trade several $Mill for one more year with a sibling.

[Dugout DickStone]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

That sounds incredibly stupid.  Are these 2 the McKenzie brothers?

[OregonSmock]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

 

I had this exact narrative between me and a hypothetical KU fan typed out in my previous post but decided to not include it right before pressing "Post".

  at fans being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to think anyone is stupid enough to trade several $Mill for one more year with a sibling.

Both of them will be 1st round NBA draft picks.  I wouldn't even be surprised if Markieff was considered a better pro prospect than Marcus, given that he's an inch taller and has a bigger wingspan.  Regardless, there's no way one would leave/stay without the other.  The only reason they might come back is because next year would be their last opportunity to play on the same team together. 

[_33]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

 

I had this exact narrative between me and a hypothetical KU fan typed out in my previous post but decided to not include it right before pressing "Post".

  at fans being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to think anyone is stupid enough to trade several $Mill for one more year with a sibling.

Both of them will be 1st round NBA draft picks.  I wouldn't even be surprised if Markieff was considered a better pro prospect than Marcus, given that he's an inch taller and has a bigger wingspan.  Regardless, there's no way one would leave/stay without the other.  The only reason they might come back is because next year would be their last opportunity to play on the same team together. 

Twins are so weird.

[Dugout DickStone]

I wonder what Coach Bumps next trick will be.

Trashing the Morrises to keep one.

Using the OK one to keep the good one.  KU fans are already saying cac like, "they have never been apart in their lives...their twins.  Of course Marcus won't leave early without Markeif."  

I know they are dumb, but are they really this dumb?  I can't say that it would surprise me.

You obviously don't know anything at all about the Morris twins.  Both of them will either go pro, or both of them will stay at KU and finish their senior seasons.  One isn't leaving the other behind, and that's not squawk talk, that's simply the truth.

 

I had this exact narrative between me and a hypothetical KU fan typed out in my previous post but decided to not include it right before pressing "Post".

  at fans being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to think anyone is stupid enough to trade several $Mill for one more year with a sibling.

Both of them will be 1st round NBA draft picks.  I wouldn't even be surprised if Markieff was considered a better pro prospect than Marcus, given that he's an inch taller and has a bigger wingspan.  Regardless, there's no way one would leave/stay without the other.  The only reason they might come back is because next year would be their last opportunity to play on the same team together. 

Not totally true.  Brothers have played on a team in the NBA together before.