I want to be able to delegate like that someday.
my first memo as imaginary current sec. of def.:
To: Dep. of Def.
From: Sec. chunkles
Subject: Do crap, guys.
hey dipshits, how's it coming on bringing peace to the M.E. and other places? crap's real (when isn't it?! ugh lol) Egypt seems tots on the right track but double chk and get back w/ me asap. Libya, you know the drill. Quadaffie Kaddaffi whathefuckeveraffi needs to stfu or gtfo.
Russia and Georgia cool? Haven't heard crap in long times. Make conference call w/ leaders and let me know the time. I'll try to make it, prob won't tho.
Don't forget to file your interrogation reports and btw don't torture detainees you stupid fucks.
Iran? eff!
Bye.
