When sex doesn't pay

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

This psychopath b*tch is gettin' her due. 

Pitino, a married father of five, testified during trial that he had sex with Sypher -- who then was known as Karen Wise -- in the empty restaurant after she whispered to him and then unzipped his pants. Pitino said the sex lasted "15 seconds" and was "unfortunate."

 

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=6136611

[Booze_Cat]

[Stupid Fitz]

 

[Bookcat]

is Pitino still married after all of this? wow. dude has skillz.

[EMAWzified]

Hey, I just got unfortunate!

[Gooch]

is Pitino still married after all of this? wow. dude has skillz.

Cheaper to keep her.

[Bookcat]

see what big time money and lawyers gets you? more problems.

[k-state87]

15 seconds? Pitino needs to run more time off the shot clock.

[kstater]

is Pitino still married after all of this? wow. dude has skillz.

I'd say it's money.  Cause 15 seconds isn't a whole lot of time to highlight your skills.