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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2011, 03:53:34 PM »
You can tell the entire rest of the team quit on Coach Self with about 8 minutes left, but Hillbilly Lunchpailhead had to beg for attention

i mean, i think all you need to know is that jake "player of the game" pullen stopped trying to score with two minutes left and he just needed two points to get to 40. i mean, if that guy can tone it down for the last minute then you would think ol shrunken head alfalfa would've been able to. maybe they're feeding them steroids over in larryville and the guy was too roided up and just couldn't stop trying to play aggressive steroid filled basketball or something. idk.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2011, 03:55:35 PM »
lets talk about the rednecks from lawrentucky that were in the stands.  had one redneck with a belt buckle the size of a flying saucer that was sitting in front of me.  i swear he put in a new dip of copenhagen at every timeout.  we're talking 1/4 the size of his can of chew in each chew.  the whole section smelled like chew.  he was a bigtime chewer too because he swallowed his spit, didn't need a spitter. 

after the game i told him thanks for supporting the pheasant population in western ks by growing his stupid crops that they live in :lol:

hayseeds, you can take the redneck out of them but they'll always be redneck hayseeds :lol:
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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2011, 03:57:46 PM »
You can tell the entire rest of the team quit on Coach Self with about 8 minutes left, but Hillbilly Lunchpailhead had to beg for attention

i mean, i think all you need to know is that jake "player of the game" pullen stopped trying to score with two minutes left and he just needed two points to get to 40. i mean, if that guy can tone it down for the last minute then you would think ol shrunken head alfalfa would've been able to. maybe they're feeding them steroids over in larryville and the guy was too roided up and just couldn't stop trying to play aggressive steroid filled basketball or something. idk.

Is there anything about the way the Morris Thugs play that says anything BUT roid rage??


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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2011, 04:08:48 PM »
lets talk about the rednecks from lawrentucky that were in the stands.  had one redneck with a belt buckle the size of a flying saucer that was sitting in front of me.  i swear he put in a new dip of copenhagen at every timeout.  we're talking 1/4 the size of his can of chew in each chew.  the whole section smelled like chew.  he was a bigtime chewer too because he swallowed his spit, didn't need a spitter. 

after the game i told him thanks for supporting the pheasant population in western ks by growing his stupid crops that they live in :lol:

hayseeds, you can take the redneck out of them but they'll always be redneck hayseeds :lol:

ku fan in front of me the same except w/ backwards chiefs hat and 100lbs overweight.  can confirm the whole section smelled of wintergreen chewing tobacco.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2011, 05:10:05 PM »
lets talk about the rednecks from lawrentucky that were in the stands.  had one redneck with a belt buckle the size of a flying saucer that was sitting in front of me.  i swear he put in a new dip of copenhagen at every timeout.  we're talking 1/4 the size of his can of chew in each chew.  the whole section smelled like chew.  he was a bigtime chewer too because he swallowed his spit, didn't need a spitter. 

after the game i told him thanks for supporting the pheasant population in western ks by growing his stupid crops that they live in :lol:

hayseeds, you can take the redneck out of them but they'll always be redneck hayseeds :lol:

ku fan in front of me the same except w/ backwards chiefs hat and 100lbs overweight.  can confirm the whole section smelled of wintergreen chewing tobacco.
me thinks we sat in the same section.  the backwards chiefs hat was wearing these crimson and blue zubaz iirc



on the way out of the OOD he asked me where he could find a good bar to two step in  i told him it was only three steps out of town and he better get to steppin'  :lol: 
sad how these rednecks from lawrentucky act when they come to a real city.  LMAO


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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2011, 07:28:03 PM »
Dear KU fans who sit next to me at the game:  I do not want to hear about which K-State players you think are "rough ridin' faggots."  I do not want you to ask for my opinion of your gigantic tribal tattoo.  I do not want you to call me "G."  I do not want to see pics on your phone of the dump you just took at halftime.  And finally, I do not want you to repeatedly point at the thirteen year-old girls in front of us and tell me how you'd "hit that."  Thanks.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2011, 07:40:00 PM »
I must have been in the same section pclams, my bro almost stepped in the manure that came off the cowboy boots that he was wearing.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2011, 10:23:01 PM »
I have to admit, I wouldn't mind having Reed on our squad, but eff him anyways.

I always get a kick out of K-State fans mocking KU fans or vice versa for being rednecks, considering we're all from very similar hayseed stock, or at least each team has their fair share.

Now Farmageddon, that is where you see the real hayseeds driving from the north in their tractors equipped to cook methamphetamine's. Tailgating probably brings out the "best", but I'll never forget how appalled I was at some of the Clones fans behavior outside Arrowhead the last 2 seasons.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2011, 11:33:36 PM »
Well, Cleveland is clrealy a squawk.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2011, 11:34:36 PM »
I have to admit, I wouldn't mind having Reed on our squad, but eff him anyways.

I always get a kick out of K-State fans mocking KU fans or vice versa for being rednecks, considering we're all from very similar hayseed stock, or at least each team has their fair share.

Now Farmageddon, that is where you see the real hayseeds driving from the north in their tractors equipped to cook methamphetamine's. Tailgating probably brings out the "best", but I'll never forget how appalled I was at some of the Clones fans behavior outside Arrowhead the last 2 seasons.

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Re: most annoying/non talked about
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2011, 02:29:06 PM »
Well, Cleveland is clrealy a squawk.


Ha, maybe it was just a weak moment, but any close to objective opinion on this would likely see just as much redneck-ness from both Kansas schools.