i wish i'd joined the military. life on easy street, retire young, pension and vets preference.
Pros to joining the military:
1 - You don't need to take drugs due to the flashbacks
2 - Free haircuts?
3 - Everyone says "God bless you" or thinks you're a hero
4 - No one can ever speak out against you unless they want to face an ass beating from members of the greatest generation
5 - pay for college