Author Topic: Roadtrip(etc.) Stories (Read 5358 times)

yoga-like_abana · « **on:** February 11, 2011, 04:38:59 PM »

Baseball tourney one summer. Buzzed one long strip on the front of a kids head while he was asleep, his mom went from super pissed to crying because he had Senior pictures later that week.
More to come....

jtksu · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:41:22 PM »

Yikes!! One of my buddies shaved another dude's eyebrow off. Just one eyebrow. Dude was super pissed. (He also looked really surprised/confused for several weeks.)

'taterblast · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:46:15 PM »

finished a handle of captain morgan in the car with two other guys on the way to a royals game.

do not remember the game, and was apparently missing for five innings.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:49:04 PM »

Got to Monterrey, Mexico and had forgotten our map and hostel info (for a place we had already booked) at the border in our car. We had no idea where to start, so we took a subway to the last stop, got off, and started walking. We found it within 3 blocks.

jtksu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:53:17 PM »

Got (almost) arrested for climbing and dry humping one of the big bronze eagles at the pier in Cozumel. Guess Mexicans don't appreciate it when you defile the symbol of their country.

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:55:03 PM »

see credit card thread, tia

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:59:05 PM »

Took the whole tribe across country, from Chicago to Southern California. My wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty. Notable stops in East St. Louis, Coolidge, KS and Phoenix. Great trip. Kind of expensive though.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:19:02 PM »

Went to Colorado spring break senior year of high school (2003). Storm came through that left record snowfall for Winter Park, 2 extra days of spring break because the highways were closed

On the way there, we were almost to Hays, a group of hot girls pass us, we pass them, they pass us again. So we decide to "flash" them our nips when we pass again. They reciprocated

. Then all of a sudden a group of 4 bros pull even with us and are cussing us out (through 2 car windows

). Probably the girls' boyfriends. Many lulz were had.

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:21:50 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 11, 2011, 04:59:05 PM

Took the whole tribe across country, from Chicago to Southern California. My wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty. Notable stops in East St. Louis, Coolidge, KS and Phoenix. Great trip. Kind of expensive though.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 11, 2011, 04:59:05 PM

Took the whole tribe across country, from Chicago to Southern California. My wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty. Notable stops in East St. Louis, Coolidge, KS and Phoenix. Great trip. Kind of expensive though.

you know what i think?? i think you're all mumped in the head.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:24:28 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on February 11, 2011, 04:53:17 PM

Got (almost) arrested for climbing and dry humping one of the big bronze eagles at the pier in Cozumel. Guess Mexicans don't appreciate it when you defile the symbol of their country.

Had a similar experience in Matamoros during spring break. Also not a good idea to start singing the National Anthem until after you're back across the border. Mexicans didn't seem to be feelin' it from the dirty looks we were getting.

pike · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:42:21 PM »

Driving back from Keystone we hit 2 snowstorms. Took 4 hours to get to Denver because of the first storm. Second storm was when we were in the plains and was a DEATH BLIZZARD. I was driving for that one and like to think I saved everyone's lives. We couldn't even tell what state we were in.

Also, smoked a lot of weed.

gokatgo · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2011, 05:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 11, 2011, 04:59:05 PM

Took the whole tribe across country, from Chicago to Southern California. My wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty. Notable stops in East St. Louis, Coolidge, KS and Phoenix. Great trip. Kind of expensive though.

Ever been to Europe?

DQ12 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2011, 06:22:54 PM »

Once saw a member of this board take a four story crap in college station.

pike · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2011, 06:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 11, 2011, 06:22:54 PM

Once saw a member of this board take a four story cac in college station.

Details please. This is incredible

MeatSauce · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2011, 06:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 11, 2011, 06:22:54 PM

Once saw a member of this board take a four story crap in college station.

was this from the top of a parking garage

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2011, 06:52:22 PM »

Yes, it was from the top of a 6 story parking garage.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2011, 08:03:50 PM »

Once saw a member of this board take a crap ON THE ROOF of an abandoned fraternity. Was not a road trip though, was more a foot trip from his porch next door.

Once saw a different member of this board take a crap in someone else's toilet tank at a party of a guy he didn't like. Sweet upper deck action. To make this a road trip story I will also add that this person once drove a car that was two formerly-wrecked cars melded together into one. Cain and Abel, we called that car.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:58:42 PM »

Got stuck in the middle of some 4H parade going through some two horse small town in kansas. We were taking back roads so we could drink & drive and thought there was some wreck or something because we hit some "traffic" that consisted of about 20 pick-up trucks, a horse & buggy, and a firetruck completely stopped on a single lane road. We sat there for about 10 minutes then the cars started moving at like 5mph, we came through a small clearing of trees to see 100 or so people sitting in lawn chairs waiving with a WTF look on their face? Everyone in front of us started throwing candy out to the little kids, so we started throwing penny's out our window & waiving at people. 4 dudes loaded down in a Honda accord with fishing poles strapped down to the trunk. Best rough ridin' 4H parade that town ever had I'd wager.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2011, 11:00:05 PM »

Last year my high school pals and me loaded up in a big van and went to watch the high school girls sub state game a couple of hours away. Got really drunk off of beer on the way.

(I was 15 last year). Any who, I get there and my parents were there.

Had no idea they were coming.

My dad was talking to me and stuff, he didn't seem to know what was up. Scary.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2011, 10:53:50 AM »

Quote from: gokatgo on February 11, 2011, 05:42:46 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 11, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
Took the whole tribe across country, from Chicago to Southern California. My wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty. Notable stops in East St. Louis, Coolidge, KS and Phoenix. Great trip. Kind of expensive though.

Ever been to Europe?

Yup. Saw Big Ben...Parliment.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:04:14 AM »

Once drove my Acura through a wheat field during a crop tour. The last thing I remember was that I forgot where the field entrance was. This was the first time I blacked out while driving.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:42:53 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 12, 2011, 10:53:50 AM

Quote from: gokatgo on February 11, 2011, 05:42:46 PM
Quote from: Limestone on February 11, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
Took the whole tribe across country, from Chicago to Southern California. My wife Ellen, daughter Audrey and son Rusty. Notable stops in East St. Louis, Coolidge, KS and Phoenix. Great trip. Kind of expensive though.

Ever been to Europe?

Yup. Saw Big Ben...Parliment.

reminds me of when my family and in-laws came to my house for christmas, and my wife's crazy cousin showed up. i was just like "AHHH!", ya know?