Author Topic: Saw Wally last night (Read 6310 times)

Johnny Thunderbone · « **on:** February 06, 2011, 04:22:50 PM »

...walking into his apartment in the early a.m. with two young co-eds. Yelled out "Wally!" from across the street. He responded "It's not Wally, it's Jordan" and he stood on the tips of his toes and started walking like he had a stick in his ass, much to the amusement of the two young co-eds.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:23:52 PM »

god I love wally

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:24:45 PM »

I'm sure he can pull better ass at Washburn

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2011, 04:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Thunderbone on February 06, 2011, 04:22:50 PM

...walking into his apartment in the early a.m. with two young co-eds. Yelled out "Wally!" from across the street. He responded "It's not Wally, it's Jordan" and he stood on the tips of his toes and started walking like he had a stick in his ass, much to the amusement of the two young co-eds.

Best part of the story. He's getting over her...

EMAWzified · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:14:27 PM »

Getting laid was probably what he needed all along. You can't coach that.

Immaculate1 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:15:48 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on February 06, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

Getting laid was probably what he needed all along. You can't coach that.

You can buy that though...

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:35:59 PM »

JT we must live in the same neighborhood.

Sorry for calling you JT.

ednksu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:02:50 AM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on February 06, 2011, 04:24:45 PM

I'm sure he can pull better ass at Washburn

I didn't know they let people like you have computers at the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) group homes.

Johnny Thunderbone · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:28:21 AM »

Quote from: Ging on February 06, 2011, 05:35:59 PM

JT we must live in the same neighborhood.

Sorry for calling you JT.

econocat · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:37:59 AM »

Why didn't you invite the coeds to post here?

We need some insidery type info on what makes Wally Wally

Scary Smart · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:02:09 PM »

Just saw Wally waiting for a ride outside of Hale Library and a hooded Doc Spradler snuck up on him and started throwing snow balls at him. JFC, why does this team have to be so damn adorable?

michigancat · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:05:12 PM »

I would have replied something like, "Oh, that's JHR? I thought I was looking at a complete pussy on the basketball court, not someone who rough ridin' dunks on bitches."

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:05:45 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 07, 2011, 01:05:12 PM

I would have replied something like, "Oh, that's JHR? I thought I was looking at a complete pussy on the basketball court, not someone who rough ridin' dunks on bitches."

OK_Cat · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:10:28 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on February 07, 2011, 01:05:12 PM

I would have replied something like, "Oh, that's JHR? I thought I was looking at a complete pussy on the basketball court, not someone who rough ridin' dunks on bitches."

BOOM

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:30:09 PM »

Did he dump that slut?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2011, 01:36:20 PM »

maybe he "sherron'd" the baby?

sys · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Scary Smart on February 07, 2011, 01:02:09 PM

Just saw Wally waiting for a ride outside of Hale Library and a hooded Doc Spradler snuck up on him and started throwing snow balls at him. JFC, why does this team have to be so damn adorable?

throwing the cover off those snowballs, i hope.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:17:38 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 07, 2011, 03:04:16 PM

Quote from: Scary Smart on February 07, 2011, 01:02:09 PM
Just saw Wally waiting for a ride outside of Hale Library and a hooded Doc Spradler snuck up on him and started throwing snow balls at him. JFC, why does this team have to be so damn adorable?

throwing the cover off those snowballs, i hope.

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:14:54 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 07, 2011, 01:05:45 PM

Quote from: michigancat on February 07, 2011, 01:05:12 PM
I would have replied something like, "Oh, that's JHR? I thought I was looking at a complete pussy on the basketball court, not someone who effing dunks on bitches."

Seriously, have we ever had someone so good at dunking on bitches?

If the basketball world consisted of the state of Iowa JHR would be the greatest dunker of all time.

Johnny Thunderbone · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Cleveland on February 07, 2011, 09:14:54 PM

If the basketball world consisted of the state of Iowa JHR would be the greatest dunker of all time.