@ku Armchair Strategy

[Lefty]

Start out the game in a 4 corner offense. How many rough ridin' times have we just gotten hammered after the tip? Our boys like to piss down their legs from the get go. That's why I emailed Frank my foolproof strategy. Spread it 4 corners from the beginning until the first tv timeout. Oh and don't start Kelly or Jamsam. Let those dicks come off the bench so their dumbasses don't pick up 2 quick fouls.

Anyway, Frank emailed me back and thanked me profusely for this tip. I don't know of another Coach who takes advise from the fanbase so kindly.

-Remember that dust that ChongLee threw in Jean Claude's face during Bloodsport? JHR come's off the bench with the dust and boom, right in Markeiff's grill!
-Walk out during the intro video

[steve dave]

dunk it first possession

[Pete]

dunk it first possession

One of those allyoop dunks where one guy throws it to another guy (usually the taller guy) and he catches in the air and then dunks it.  I watch quite a bit of basketballl.

[Pete]

I like Lefty's ideas.  The intro video leaving is a must.

[michigancat]

Dunk first possession, 3 pointer second possession, steal/fingerroll layup third possession.

[pissclams]

1st half passing rule:  all passes must be behind the back.  if you don't pass behind the back then you get benched for remainder of half.

2nd half passing rule:  all passes must alternate between behind the back and not behind the back.  if you don't follow alternating behind the back passes then you get benched for remainder of half.

OT passing rule:  no passing allowed.  if you pass you get benched for remained of OT session.

2nd OT passing rule:  must pass between legs of opponent.  if pass doesn't go between legs of opponent, you get benched for remainder of 2nd OT session.


lets go ksu, roll cats roll them hawks.

[kso_FAN]

Run the picket fence over and over and over.  McGruds = Chitwood.

[Pete]

With these rivalry games, we throw things out the window.

Just take a look at this picture...it's poking fun at BOTH teams at the same time.

[broXcore]

i feel like when we dribble successfully between our legs, they have less chance of taking the basketball from us

i mean i feel like there is really something to that

[OK_Cat]

i feel like if we put the basketball into the goal more than the other team, we'll have a good chance of winning.

also, put in the white kid

[CNS]

The first time we have to jump out of bounds to save a ball, instead of throwing it back into their legs we need to slam it into their face!

THEIR FACE!!!

[RonLongshaft]

1st half passing rule:  all passes must be behind the back.  if you don't pass behind the back then you get benched for remainder of half.

2nd half passing rule:  all passes must alternate between behind the back and not behind the back.  if you don't follow alternating behind the back passes then you get benched for remainder of half.

OT passing rule:  no passing allowed.  if you pass you get benched for remained of OT session.

2nd OT passing rule:  must pass between legs of opponent.  if pass doesn't go between legs of opponent, you get benched for remainder of 2nd OT session.

lets go ksu, roll cats roll them hawks.

what if it goes between two players legs?? are you then expemt for the next pass?

[deputy dawg]

There would at least be some type of moral victory if we skipped the intro video, it's one of the only reasons I respect Baylor.

[Rage Against the McKee]

We should run a 3 man weave and just keep 2 guys back to stop their fast break.

[nicname]

I like Lefty's ideas.  The intro video leaving is a must.

Yep.  Should definitely leave during their extra -long intro vids. 

[massofcatfan]

If ref Higgins is there for KU there is no way NO WAY we are going to win so don't participate in the farce and get t'd up every time a foul is called on us or one is not called on KU. In this case the only winning move is not to play (by their f'd up rules).

[Stevesie60]

1st half passing rule:  all passes must be behind the back.  if you don't pass behind the back then you get benched for remainder of half.

Apparently you forgot that Freddy left.

[kso_FAN]

kenpom predicto...