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warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« on: January 16, 2011, 06:31:28 PM »


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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 06:39:08 PM »
bunch of retards.
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 06:39:30 PM »
facts and logic are for FPs TCs.
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 06:48:10 PM »
Love it.  Wish we had some mu fans on here.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 06:52:27 PM »
Love it.  Wish we had some mu fans on here.

Would be amazing. Imagine a BMW MU poster  :excited:

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 06:52:42 PM »
I can't even follow their logic

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 06:55:54 PM »
I can't even follow their logic
Not to mention there boards format.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 06:56:52 PM »
I can't even follow their logic
whats so hard to follow?  Frank Martin planed an elaborate rouse to recruit a player knowing full well his mom would pull him at the last second.  Frank knew this and wanted to place the kid at a school where they would not cooperate, at his direction, with the ncaa, when he finally went to mizzou.

This isn't hard you re-tard.
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2011, 06:57:34 PM »
I can't even follow their logic

I guess they think Frank told the Florida school to not give his transcript, but then they did and he was ineligible anyway.  So, I don't get what their bitch is now.  Kid is a dunce, who didn't go to school.  Those guys don't normally qualify.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2011, 07:34:06 PM »
I wonder if that meth head ever actually learned where Tony came from, maybe someone can enlighten him.
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2011, 07:55:16 PM »
i suspect they're going to chant stuff about mitchell @ martin.  maybe some signs.


will be praying for good audio and a crowd-happy game director.
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 08:05:10 PM »
i suspect they're going to chant stuff about mitchell @ martin.  maybe some signs.


will be praying for good audio and a crowd-happy game director.

those zany Antlers....

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 08:08:40 PM »
I can't even follow their logic
Not to mention there boards format.

This.  It's like looking at a Craigslist negative.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 08:12:29 PM »
I can't even follow their logic

I guess they think Frank told the Florida school to not give his transcript, but then they did and he was ineligible anyway.  So, I don't get what their bitch is now.  Kid is a dunce, who didn't go to school.  Those guys don't normally qualify.

This is the part I can't figure out

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2011, 08:55:12 PM »
Really, really hope that Curtis inspires another Mizzou  hate thread. I would wade through their BBS for that.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2011, 08:56:36 PM »
Someone has to have an in with a MU fan that can get said MU fan here.  How in the hell do we not have one that checks in?  We even have a poster from N Tx, but not MU.  Seems Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2011, 09:04:19 PM »
Was able to grab this selection of Tiger Board jewels from google cache (after our win last year). GO GET 'EM CURT!

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On Frank (Mizzou fans at their cosmopolitan best here):

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He's a aau coach who can recruit..
he has no idea how to coach any resemblence of a offense. he's a hard nosed coach who gets them to play hard on defense, i'll give him that. but they hack and play out of control a lot. he won't last. plus, he's cuban.

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he's cuban and he has a creepy hair do.

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Best moment of the night, towards the end, Martin had to call a time out to avoid a ten second call. The crowd got dead silent just as Martin used the f-bomb to yell across the court at a player and you could hear it crystal clear through the whole arena. Whole place laughed.

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We hate you.

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no no no. frank outcoached us. he's awesome.*

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Frank Martin game plan compressed:
FOUL, FOUL, FOUL. "Go over the back, reach, slap, push." I'll take care of the rest by wigging out and going into convulsions until the refs allow our play to be the norm. when did basketball turn into a rugby scrum?



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First experience at Bramlage tonight... the place lived up
to the hype. It was really, really noisy in there, partly because of the arena's structure but mostly because the student section is much larger than most schools. I still love their Jock Jams intro before tip-off.

I can really appreciate Mizzou Arena though after making the trip to Manhattan. Bramlage isn't an impressive building. It's almost like a more run-down version of Hearnes except it's actually newer. And you can talk all day about the "atmosphere" compared to Mizzou Arena, but if we had a student section as large as them it'd be just as loud. I posted a few months ago about how impressed I was with KSU's students and I still feel that way, but I never realized just how many student tickets the arena has until tonight.

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that goofy cannonball run thingy they do..
nothing screams "we're from kansas!" more than that. really dorky stuff.

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Do they let them bring alcohol in or something?....
a lot of our students don't get too interested until 5 minutes after tipoff. Or maybe there just isn't much to do in the little apple?


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#6 team in America, I think not
I got money on them going out in the second round of the NCAA tourney

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If ksu's the # 6 team in america college hoops is way down this season. I wasn't impressed with them at all. What a disappointing loss.

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In your best season in 40 years you split with us...and outscore us by 4 combined points. Keep gloating.

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could be the worst style of basketball in the country..
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Is there a bigger weenie in the Big12 than Curtis Kelley?

My god, I haven't ever seen a guy that size b1tch and moan as much him. All season, every time I turn on a K-State game, Kelley is whining to the officials. What a flake...
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Big time tool. I can see why Calhoun kicked him to the curb.

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AMEN. he is an absolute pussy, flailin all over the place, whining after every call. That guy needs to calm the f**k down.

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you can tell he came from the Big East
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2011, 09:35:33 PM »
re. tigerboard format, use oldtigerboard.  under settings, set the message listing method to one of the "listed" options.


http://old.tigerboard.com/boards/list.php
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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2011, 09:40:09 PM »
I hope it's all true.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, mothereffers.
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2011, 07:00:55 AM »
I can't even follow their logic
whats so hard to follow?  Frank Martin planed an elaborate rouse to recruit a player knowing full well his mom would pull him at the last second.  Frank knew this and wanted to place the kid at a school where they would not cooperate, at his direction, with the ncaa, when he finally went to mizzou.

This isn't hard you re-tard.
And the benefit to Martin is.....

Mitchell will be playing at a conference school that has a chance to kick our ass. 


Yea, it is hard to understand.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2011, 08:20:24 AM »
Someone has to have an in with a MU fan that can get said MU fan here.  How in the hell do we not have one that checks in?  We even have a poster from N Tx, but not MU.  Seems Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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MU fans come here and click on the first post, then get confused when there is no list of responses to click on. Then they leave.

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Re: warm up your black helicopters, motherfuckers.
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2011, 09:05:04 AM »
Someone has to have an in with a MU fan that can get said MU fan here.  How in the hell do we not have one that checks in?  We even have a poster from N Tx, but not MU.  Seems Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Billboard?

MU fans come here and click on the first post, then get confused when there is no list of responses to click on. Then they leave.

Probably more true than you know.  or is it then?  Any grammar majors?