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Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« on: December 10, 2010, 03:15:51 PM »
she's going to get addicted  :cry:


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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 03:27:31 PM »
nothing better than listening to Bush and taking bong rips.

also, TMZ is an incredible web site.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 03:28:59 PM »
TMZ is an incredible web site.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 03:30:00 PM »
i figured that she was a crazy hollywood type who knew how to party.  then i saw her attempting to rip a 14" bong of salvia and realized she probably really is a virgin.


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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 03:31:40 PM »
i figured that she was a crazy hollywood type who knew how to party.  then i saw her attempting to rip a 14" bong of salvia and realized she probably really is a virgin.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 03:36:24 PM »
I bet TBL is glad she is legal now. Time to unhide those folders.
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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 03:59:45 PM »
Never smoked salvia but I can guarantee that it isn't supposed to hit THAT hard. :facepalm:

Also, you can tell how annoying of a b1tch she is just by that two minute vid. :blah:

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 04:35:21 PM »
If that's salvia, it has to be the most impotent grade possible and/or it just didn't work on her. It didn't work for me the first two times. But I don't see a box of Frosted Flakes and a bowl of salvia ever belonging in the same room.   

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2010, 07:02:02 PM »
God her voice is annoying

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2010, 07:50:12 PM »
If that's salvia, it has to be the most impotent grade possible and/or it just didn't work on her. It didn't work for me the first two times. But I don't see a box of Frosted Flakes and a bowl of salvia ever belonging in the same room.   

i don't know if it is, or how they got their information. almost want to say whoever told them that was doing it so miley couldn't get in trouble legally. also it was pretty funny to watch her try and hit that bong. definitely a virgin.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2010, 09:10:51 PM »
How high would you get if your dad was that big of DB?

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2010, 09:25:00 PM »
How high would you get if your dad was that big of DB?

It's hard to hate on Billy Ray. The dude sports a sweet ass mullet, recorded the worst song in American music history, and made millions from it. The guy is just living the dream. Plus, he's the only reason Miley is famous in the first place.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 09:28:47 PM »
It's just sad to see so much talent go to waste by abusing fake drugs.  I'm just hoping that she doesn't have to go into fake rehab.    :bong:

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 09:55:52 PM »
How high would you get if your dad was that big of DB?

It's hard to hate on Billy Ray. The dude sports a sweet ass mullet, recorded the worst song in American music history, and made millions from it. The guy is just living the dream. Plus, he's the only reason Miley is famous in the first place.

I wish I could live one day like Billy Ray lives every day. :frown:
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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2010, 07:47:19 PM »
If that's salvia, it has to be the most impotent grade possible and/or it just didn't work on her. It didn't work for me the first two times. But I don't see a box of Frosted Flakes and a bowl of salvia ever belonging in the same room.   

i don't know if it is, or how they got their information. almost want to say whoever told them that was doing it so miley couldn't get in trouble legally. also it was pretty funny to watch her try and hit that bong. definitely a virgin.

Looked like any 18 year old girl taking a bong rip thats not a trashy harlot. Pretty epic that they bust out a box of frosted flakes in the middle of it.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2010, 12:34:32 AM »
If that's salvia, it has to be the most impotent grade possible and/or it just didn't work on her. It didn't work for me the first two times. But I don't see a box of Frosted Flakes and a bowl of salvia ever belonging in the same room.   

i don't know if it is, or how they got their information. almost want to say whoever told them that was doing it so miley couldn't get in trouble legally. also it was pretty funny to watch her try and hit that bong. definitely a virgin.

Looked like any 18 year old girl taking a bong rip thats not a trashy harlot. Pretty epic that they bust out a box of frosted flakes in the middle of it.

i expect to see at least 5 boxes of frosted flakes from you by the end of the week.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2010, 05:44:19 PM »
maybe i'm going out on a limb here, but i've always hated miley cyrus and suddenly i like her a lot more.

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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2010, 09:44:59 PM »
How high would you get if your dad was that big of DB?

It's hard to hate on Billy Ray. The dude sports a sweet ass mullet, recorded the worst song in American music history, and made millions from it. The guy is just living the dream. Plus, he's the only reason Miley is famous in the first place.

I wish I could live one day like Billy Ray lives every day. :frown:
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Re: Miley Cyrus taking bong rips
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2010, 10:23:26 PM »
Salvia does make you pretty Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). But you have to take a whole bowls worth of bong rip for it to work. Makes you talk gibberish and not remember anything for about 2 minutes. Weed is by far the superior and safer drug. Surprised that a girl with millions and living in so cal isn't smoking blunts of the highest quality dank. She must be pretty stupid