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I'm going to be in historic Allen Field House to experience the magic of the PHOG and all sorts of other rich traditions on Saturday... oh yeah! did I mention its going to be Selby's first game? :excited: :excited: :excited:  I'll be in the student section trying to fit in with all the really hbbiq fans and I'm a bit intimidated because of all of their history and stuff.. do you guys have any ideas of what I should say so they don't get suspicious of an outsider? Maybe I should make a sign? :dunno:  what do you think, gang? help me out!!!!!!! :runaway:


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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 01:20:36 PM »
Do you look like a troll? If so you will fit right in.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 01:20:44 PM »
Have lots of gay sex with the males in the crowed, you will fit right in.

or

Rape a female, also fit right in!
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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 01:22:02 PM »
I'm going to be in historic Allen Field House to experience the magic of the PHOG and all sorts of other rich traditions on Saturday... oh yeah! did I mention its going to be Selby's first game? :excited: :excited: :excited:  I'll be in the student section trying to fit in with all the really hbbiq fans and I'm a bit intimidated because of all of their history and stuff.. do you guys have any ideas of what I should say so they don't get suspicious of an outsider? Maybe I should make a sign? :dunno:  what do you think, gang? help me out!!!!!!! :runaway:


bring along a bottle of febreeze so you can get the urine smell off of you after the game. i've only been to one game there and a lot of people didn't have any on them and the ones that did weren't willing to let me bum off them on the way out. had to drive the whole 1.5 hours back home in the car smelling like uring. car still smelled like it the next day when i got in to go to work too.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2010, 01:22:37 PM »
I have a contact named Mouhammed. He can probably hook you up with a "sign" that will "eliminate" any problems you have with fitting in with the crowd.

just a joke DHS, no need to monitor me

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2010, 01:26:22 PM »
You racist piece of crap!!! take that somewhere else, man. seriously

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2010, 01:29:31 PM »
Columbine???? :ck:

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2010, 01:31:23 PM »
I have a contact named Mouhammed. He can probably hook you up with a "sign" that will "eliminate" any problems you have with fitting in with the crowd.

just a joke DHS, no need to monitor me

bad timing. he is attending with a dude from the middle east.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2010, 01:37:02 PM »
You racist piece of cac!!! take that somewhere else, man. seriously

you do realize you're on goEMAW, right?

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2010, 01:38:46 PM »
You racist piece of cac!!! take that somewhere else, man. seriously

you do realize you're on goEMAW, right?

not sure what that means, but this place is the least racist, least homophobic, most all-inclusive message board out there. check out the new header up at the top for crying out loud.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2010, 01:41:30 PM »
I can't wait until the rats make a nest out of the "rules of basketball".

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2010, 01:43:38 PM »
You racist piece of cac!!! take that somewhere else, man. seriously

you do realize you're on goEMAW, right?

not sure what that means, but this place is the least racist, least homophobic, most all-inclusive message board out there. check out the new header up at the top for crying out loud.
To be fare the question was how to fit in, and being gay, racist seems like a good move to fit in at Lawrenctucky.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 01:46:21 PM »
You racist piece of cac!!! take that somewhere else, man. seriously

you do realize you're on goEMAW, right?

not sure what that means, but this place is the least racist, least homophobic, most all-inclusive message board out there. check out the new header up at the top for crying out loud.

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goEPAW =/=  :opcat:

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2010, 03:04:57 PM »
not sure what that means, but this place is the least racist, least homophobic, most all-inclusive message board out there. check out the new header up at the top for crying out loud.

not for iowans.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2010, 03:07:30 PM »
not sure what that means, but this place is the least racist, least homophobic, most all-inclusive message board out there. check out the new header up at the top for crying out loud.

not for iowans.

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I think the cornfed goons prefer Iowegans.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2010, 03:27:10 PM »
I think the cornfed goons prefer Iowegans.

if i ever see one, i'll ask him.   pffft, no i won't.  i'm not talking to one of those dumbasses.
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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2010, 04:43:24 PM »
Whatever you do, don't boo at anything.  I've heard such tomfoolery will get you kicked out of AFH.

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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2010, 04:44:56 PM »




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Re: going to low-rents chickensquawk basketball hoop game this weekend
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2010, 04:49:06 PM »




 :excited:
Even their own fans seem unimpressed.  Why all the arm folds?