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barton ineligible for memphis
« on: August 04, 2010, 10:48:05 PM »
rough news for m'cat's favorite cankle sporting bad person.


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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 10:49:51 PM »
Pastner has Cankles?  :throwup:
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 10:51:12 PM »
Quote from: Cire on August 04, 2010, 10:49:51 PM
Pastner has Cankles?  :throwup:

extremely thick hairy ones.  repulsive.
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 11:49:20 PM »


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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 12:06:05 AM »
wait till you see him in sandals.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 12:38:21 AM »
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 08:07:39 AM »
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 12:37:24 PM »
http://www.bigfoothoops.com/


more like hereditary fatanklehoops.
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 01:19:00 PM »
what is weirder, having cankles or having calves that are about the same size as your thighs? cause i may or may not have one of them.
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 02:03:02 PM »
Quote from: Rick Daris on December 02, 2010, 01:19:00 PM
what is weirder, having cankles or having calves that are about the same size as your thighs? cause i may or may not have one of them.

big calves, or slender, silky thighs?
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 02:12:18 PM »
I had a coach once that had the most freakishly huge legs ever.  With pants on, looked totally normal.  In shorts, dude had legs as big around as my torso.  Huge calves, huge thighs.  Never really saw him run, but I would assume that he was likely the fastest two legged thing on the planet.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 02:13:13 PM »
He looked like Han Solo riding that hairy thing on the ice planet, no joke.
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 02:14:49 PM »
Quote from: sys on December 02, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
Quote from: Rick Daris on December 02, 2010, 01:19:00 PM
what is weirder, having cankles or having calves that are about the same size as your thighs? cause i may or may not have one of them.

big calves, or slender, silky thighs?

big calves. think below but not as ripped.

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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 02:16:20 PM »
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Re: barton ineligible for memphis
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 03:18:37 PM »
Quote from: sys on December 02, 2010, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: Rick Daris on December 02, 2010, 02:14:49 PM
big calves.

ok.  never mind, then.

crap. i don't think i even want to know what this means.  :frown:
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