The place to ridicule, raze, trash talk,.etc the.Fighting Show Chickens

[renocat]

When I.was a kid we had a mean rooster in the chicken house my brother called a fightin rooster. That thing strutted around like a big shot.  That rooster would flog and spur me when I was gathering eggs.  I hated that chicken.  One day I took a big stick with me for protection.  Chicken attacked.  Rooster dead.  ATTENTION FIGHTIN SHOW CHICKENS WE HAVE A.STICK OR TWO!! 

[steve dave]

agree with OP on this

[scottwildcat]

Reno, how pissed was your family that you killed the rooster?

[420seriouscat69]

Confidence rising!

[hatingfrancisco]

Roosters are the absolute worst.  I use to get tormented by one as a kid while doing chores.  He would chase me all over the place.  Finally I had enough and when that little bastard rose up I gramatica'ed him across the pen.  Laser shot right into the side of the barn.  He didn't die and I would like to say he didn't try to eff with me anymore after that but after a few days he was back to being the little bad person he was born to be.

[renocat]

Reno, how pissed was your family that you killed the rooster?

Mom was peaved I didn't kill a young stewing rooster.  I hid from grandma.  Us kids rejoiced.  The dog had a fine meal.  And I suppose some second tiered rooster was excited.  Could you imagine the reaction of GucciHawk fan if we beat them at the Chicken House.

[ksupamplemousse]

I find myself rooting for the rooster.

[420seriouscat69]

That's because you're from roosterville. 

[ksupamplemousse]

 

[renocat]

If the game is close in the Chickenhouse, how do you keep the Gucci Hawkgals from biting their nails? Make them wear shoes.

[scottwildcat]

If the game is close in the Chickenhouse, how do you keep the Gucci Hawkgals from biting their nails? Make them wear shoes.

Agreed.

[renocat]

What do you give to rich moose hair hawkboy who has everything?   Penicillin.  Why don't Gucci hawk Gucci gal blink when having sex with moosehaired hawkboy?  There ain't enough time to blink.