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Erectile Dysfunction
« on: November 01, 2010, 09:54:01 PM »
What is your favorite erectile dysfunction advertisement?   My used to be any of them with two old prunes hanging out in his & hers iron claw foot bath tubs.  However, recently I've grown fond to the old dude in the Camaro who apparently knows load about fixing cars and getting boners.


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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 10:23:26 PM »
anybody actually have this problem? dax?

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 10:38:48 PM »
anybody actually have this problem? dax?

I'm just proud to live in a country that has pioneered the boner sustenance movement.  Think about it....for eons mankind had to deal with the eventual degradation of boner quality, and for some the untimely onset of bonerlessness.  What if you were to tell "Joe Bonerless" in 1918 that instead of having to not have boners, that he could indeed HAVE boners?  You'd change his rough ridin' life!

Think about that crap when you are wearing your hat during the National Anthem, satanists.   

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 10:41:05 PM »
What is your favorite erectile dysfunction advertisement?   My used to be any of them with two old prunes hanging out in his & hers iron claw foot bath tubs.  However, recently I've grown fond to the old dude in the Camaro who apparently knows load about fixing cars and getting boners.

That one's awesome.  Takes a swig of the bottle of water, and basically gives a solid "thanks rough rider, I've got it" look to the mechanic.  That old guy is cooler than Rusty/MichCat/whatevs.
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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 10:42:42 PM »
There's machines at O'Sheas in Vegas that cure ED.

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 10:51:31 PM »
There's machines at O'Sheas in Vegas that cure ED.

True enough.  However, not as convenient as once a day old-guy-camaro-fixing-boner-bills.

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 11:04:10 PM »
Would there be a downside to the side effect of possibly having a rager for 8+ hours?  I can't think of one.... :eek:


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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 11:06:48 PM »
yes priapism is a serious medical condition.

its fatal to your penis

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 11:08:23 PM »
yes priapism is a serious medical condition.

its fatal to your penis

So are we talking like damage beyond repair after 4-5 hours?  I was hoping to pop some of these tonight TIA
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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2010, 08:13:27 AM »
I like the older one with the guy threading the needle with a football through a tire swing. 

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2010, 08:18:04 AM »
Not really a ED commercial. But i loved Smilin' Bob.

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2010, 08:57:44 AM »
I like the older one with the guy threading the needle with a football through a tire swing. 

This one.  Hadn't seen it in awhile though.  Also, there is one where a bunch of dudes play touch football with Brett Farve which seems to be the gay version of the dueling bathtub ones.

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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2010, 10:09:59 AM »
Have any of you all called fir the free sample to check it out? I know a guy who's on a med for a chemical imbalance in his brain and one side effect is he's a limpy, so he has to take Viagra to get his freak on, poor guy.
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Re: Erectile Dysfunction
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 10:24:52 AM »
anybody actually have this problem? dax?

Nope . . .