Wind

[KSUTOMMY]

I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. effin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

Grosser isn't a word.  Your argument is void.  (Don't worry, you were on the dumb side of the argument anyways)

Dont listen to him Benja, you were NAILING it!!! 

[Benja]

Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

humidity is great. i would take five humidities to one win any day of the week.

Don't even joke about that. I've seen what five humidities can do to a man.

[Benja]

I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. effin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

Grosser isn't a word.  Your argument is void.  (Don't worry, you were on the dumb side of the argument anyways)

Dont listen to him Benja, you were NAILING it!!! 

Thanks man! kitten mittons was being mean