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Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« on: September 28, 2010, 03:12:51 PM »
Frank Martin - Captain Awesome
Bill Self - Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) Poop Britches
Mike Anderson - Baldy Weirdshapedheaderson
Doc Sadler - Doc Badler
Whoever is at CU now - Sir Smellsalot
Whoever is at ISU now - Drowndy Floaterson
Jeff Capel - Dukey Pukey
Travis Ford - Kentukey Pukey (say Kentucky like I spelled it, like pukey)
Pat Knight - Motion McBoringfart
Mark Turgeon - White Spot Stink Shorts
Rick Barnes - Slim Recruitersworth
Scott Drew - Smiley McCheaterson


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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 03:15:15 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on September 28, 2010, 03:12:51 PM
Mark Turgeon - White Spot Stink Shorts

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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 03:18:43 PM »
Also please refer to BMW as Peter Puffy Nipples, and Steve Dave as MASTER KONG
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2010, 03:20:18 PM »
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2010, 03:23:27 PM »
The42YardStick - Cristo Retardor
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2010, 03:25:00 PM »
That's sexist.
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2010, 03:25:10 PM »
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2010, 03:39:31 PM »
Bill Self - Massa Seff
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2010, 04:01:50 PM »
Bill Self = Asterisk Cheatington
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2010, 04:03:54 PM »
Doc Sadler = Mullet Camarohead
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2010, 04:19:31 PM »
Doc "Pot Pie" Sadler.  Seems like the type of guy who eats a lot of pot pies.  Another one for Doc would be Doc "Loafers" Sadler. Seems like the guy who wears a pair of loafers into the ground.  And they stink.  Similar to Wyatt Thompson.
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2010, 04:25:25 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on September 28, 2010, 03:12:51 PM
Frank Martin - Captain Awesome
Bill Self - Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) Poop Britches
Mike Anderson - Baldy Weirdshapedheaderson
Doc Sadler - Doc Badler
Whoever is at CU now - Sir Smellsalot
Whoever is at ISU now - Drowndy Floaterson
Jeff Capel - Dukey Pukey
Travis Ford - Kentukey Pukey (say Kentucky like I spelled it, like pukey)
Pat Knight - Motion McBoringfart
Mark Turgeon - White Spot Stink Shorts
Rick Barnes - Slim Recruitersworth
Scott Drew - Smiley McCheaterson


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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2010, 05:52:58 PM »
Frank Martin - Frankenstein
Bill Self - Wild Bill Wellington
Mike Anderson - Nolan, Jr.
Doc Sadler - Dr. SLTH
Whoever is at CU now - Mr. Irrelevant
Fred Hoiberg - Havsumhoisauce
Jeff Capel - Cameron Crapper
Travis Ford - The Original Little White Pig Boy
Pat Knight - sonofbobknight
Mark Turgeon - Turge the Turd
Rick Barnes - Slick Rick
Scott Drew - The Slimy Salamander

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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2010, 06:06:29 PM »
Quote from: BMWJhawk on September 28, 2010, 05:52:58 PM

Fred Hoiberg - Havsumhoisauce
Scott Drew - The Slimy Salamander


These ones are good.
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2010, 06:36:14 PM »
Frank Martin - Bolt Neck
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2010, 06:40:36 PM »
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Travis Ford - The Original Little White Pig Boy

I like the callback.
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2010, 07:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Prince McJunkins on September 28, 2010, 06:40:36 PM
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Travis Ford - The Original Little White Pig Boy

I like the callback.

Sean Sutton seemed more like a fit for pig boy.
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Re: Big 12 Coach Nicknames (official)
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2010, 12:16:12 AM »
Quote from: BMWJhawk on September 28, 2010, 05:52:58 PM
Frank Martin - Frankenstein
Bill Self - Wild Bill Wellington
Mike Anderson - Nolan, Jr.
Doc Sadler - Dr. SLTH
Whoever is at CU now - Mr. Irrelevant
Fred Hoiberg - Havsumhoisauce
Jeff Capel - Cameron Crapper
Travis Ford - The Original Little White Pig Boy
Pat Knight - sonofbobknight
Mark Turgeon - Turge the Turd
Rick Barnes - Slick Rick
Scott Drew - The Slimy Salamander



Lol
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