Anyone else out sick from work today?

[KSUTOMMY]

I'm shitting like a wounded racoon... bad bacon cheese burger at 5 Guys (I will obviously still eat there because it's  )

[pissclams]

there's no such thing as a bad bacon cheeseburger from 5 Guys

[WildcatNkilt]

You mean you hate your job and want to stay home today so instead of taking a vacation day you play sick and blame it on a Bacon Cheeseburger from 5 Guys? 

[bakerman]

When did you eat the 5 guys? Cause if it was for lunch or dinner yesterday, it's pretty unlikely that it is what is causing you to be "sick".

[KSUTOMMY]

Monday night was when the incident took place... looking back, Im sure it HAD to be something else. I agree, there would be no way in hell it could have been the burger. AHH, I have it - it must have been the sliced tomatoes or lettuce. The burger is innocent again.

[pissclams]

i doubt you have food poisoning from a meal you ate monday night, maybe though.  i got it once and was sick about 8 hours after eating and i had a really bad fever and shits/throw ups for about a day after.  was lamesville, KS.

[KSUTOMMY]

i doubt you have food poisoning from a meal you ate monday night, maybe though.  i got it once and was sick about 8 hours after eating and i had a really bad fever and fecess/throw ups for about a day after.  was lamesville, KS.

Yeah, this one is weird - no headache that I usually experience, no throwing up - just the back door trots. Now, I do have to tell you - that day I had just come off a cleanse where I only consumed "lemonade" for the week (supposed to be 10 days, but I got dizzy/ringing in my ears/nausea, so instead of an ER visit, I ate at 5 guys with the fam); one lemonade serving consisted of 2 tbs lemon juice, 2 tbs maple syrup, 1 cup water and 1/10 tsp cayenne pepper, and I drank like 10-12 servings/day. It sucked, but I lost like 15lb and my colon is probably squeeky clean.

[kitten_mittons]

i doubt you have food poisoning from a meal you ate monday night, maybe though.  i got it once and was sick about 8 hours after eating and i had a really bad fever and fecess/throw ups for about a day after.  was lamesville, KS.

Yeah, this one is weird - no headache that I usually experience, no throwing up - just the back door trots. Now, I do have to tell you - that day I had just come off a cleanse where I only consumed "lemonade" for the week (supposed to be 10 days, but I got dizzy/ringing in my ears/nausea, so instead of an ER visit, I ate at 5 guys with the fam); one lemonade serving consisted of 2 tbs lemon juice, 2 tbs maple syrup, 1 cup water and 1/10 tsp cayenne pepper, and I drank like 10-12 servings/day. It sucked, but I lost like 15lb and my colon is probably squeeky clean.

You didn't think this may have been the contributing factor?

[pissclams]

i doubt you have food poisoning from a meal you ate monday night, maybe though.  i got it once and was sick about 8 hours after eating and i had a really bad fever and fecess/throw ups for about a day after.  was lamesville, KS.

Yeah, this one is weird - no headache that I usually experience, no throwing up - just the back door trots. Now, I do have to tell you - that day I had just come off a cleanse where I only consumed "lemonade" for the week (supposed to be 10 days, but I got dizzy/ringing in my ears/nausea, so instead of an ER visit, I ate at 5 guys with the fam); one lemonade serving consisted of 2 tbs lemon juice, 2 tbs maple syrup, 1 cup water and 1/10 tsp cayenne pepper, and I drank like 10-12 servings/day. It sucked, but I lost like 15lb and my colon is probably squeeky clean.

 

[Dugout DickStone]

i doubt you have food poisoning from a meal you ate monday night, maybe though.  i got it once and was sick about 8 hours after eating and i had a really bad fever and fecess/throw ups for about a day after.  was lamesville, KS.

Yeah, this one is weird - no headache that I usually experience, no throwing up - just the back door trots. Now, I do have to tell you - that day I had just come off a cleanse where I only consumed "lemonade" for the week (supposed to be 10 days, but I got dizzy/ringing in my ears/nausea, so instead of an ER visit, I ate at 5 guys with the fam); one lemonade serving consisted of 2 tbs lemon juice, 2 tbs maple syrup, 1 cup water and 1/10 tsp cayenne pepper, and I drank like 10-12 servings/day. It sucked, but I lost like 15lb and my colon is probably squeeky clean.

Definitely the burger. 

[yoga-like_abana]

the things fat people will do to avoid exercise.

[bakerman]

the things fat people will do to avoid exercise.

^This.  What in your mind made you think it was a good idea, or even good for your body to eat nothing but lemonade/maple syrup/cayene for a whole week?  I've heard of other people doing this and can't figure it out.

[The1BigWillie]

I just got a date out of telling the lemon juice, 5 guys, diahrea story.  I'm not going to go into details but it happened. I'm not sure what to think about it either.

[pissclams]

I just got a date out of telling the lemon juice, 5 guys, diahrea story.  I'm not going to go into details but it happened. I'm not sure what to think about it either.

that's awesome.

[treysolid]

another goEMAW.com success story