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Offline EllToPay

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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2010, 06:46:30 PM »
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2010, 08:02:08 PM »
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 05:36:10 PM
Rusty was my "best man"



Is she reaching for his schlong  :eek:
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2010, 08:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Bill Clarahan on September 13, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 05:36:10 PM
Rusty was my "best man"



Is she reaching for his schlong  :eek:
they have an open marriage. it's cool, rusty and fatty have a long bbs history together so i'm sure fff won't mind.
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2010, 09:59:46 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on September 13, 2010, 02:09:36 PM



Was it this usher?


The usher didn't like that.


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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2010, 12:33:00 AM »
Quote from: TBL on September 13, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on September 13, 2010, 02:09:36 PM



Was it this usher?






Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2010, 12:40:42 AM »
Quote from: rbuch on September 14, 2010, 12:33:00 AM
Quote from: TBL on September 13, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on September 13, 2010, 02:09:36 PM



Was it this usher?






Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
He's also a very terrible basketball player
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2010, 12:43:39 AM »
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Was it this usher?






Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
He's also a very terrible basketball player

Because he's terrified of fouling, hence the least intimidating person ever statement.
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2010, 09:12:29 AM »
Quote from: rbuch on September 14, 2010, 12:33:00 AM
Quote from: TBL on September 13, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on September 13, 2010, 02:09:36 PM



Was it this usher?






Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
Congo you say? I believe they cut hands off in his native country for defying drug warlords, stealing skittles, or even for merely existing. Chop the left off, imo.
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2010, 09:14:31 AM »
Tell the usher in your frat that sd says he looks amazingly hip
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2010, 09:40:44 AM »
damn. so much potential.
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #60 on: September 14, 2010, 11:31:02 AM »
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 14, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
damn. so much potential.

You'd been holding off on discussing that avy for a long time.  I thought it went pretty well.
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2010, 01:17:53 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on September 14, 2010, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 14, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
damn. so much potential.

You'd been holding off on discussing that avy for a long time.  I thought it went pretty well.

Bel Biv Devoe gives props to that usher..

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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM »
Quote from: KITNfury on September 14, 2010, 09:12:29 AM
Quote from: rbuch on September 14, 2010, 12:33:00 AM
Quote from: TBL on September 13, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
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Was it this usher?






Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
Congo you say? I believe they cut hands off in his native country for defying drug warlords, stealing skittles, or even for merely existing. Chop the left off, imo.

I think it's quite obvious that lefty is already gone.   :facepalm:
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2010, 08:56:25 PM »
Just when things were looking up for the Iraqi people, this crap has to happen.
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Re: I had to apologize to an usher
« Reply #64 on: September 15, 2010, 11:54:51 PM »
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 05:36:10 PM
Rusty was my "best man"



Sorry I doubted you.  That pic made you look like you had a lot of wrinkles.  I was guessing the dude in the photo was around 35 and I still remember you and KK as 16 year olds posting on the WZ.  Maybe I'm the one that's really old.

Or maybe you need botox.

Doesn't matter though as long as your wife is hot.  And yours is.  'Grats
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