Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne

[pissclams]

he would make a great  fishing boat captain.  rich people could pay him to bring them out and catch sailfish and swordfish and seahorses, etc

[dmartin]

"jock the bitches"

slap the hoes.



probably suck dick for coke

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

"jock the bitches"

slap the hoes.



probably suck dick for coke fun

[CHONGS]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

[Kat Kid]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

[Gary Patterson Jr.]

I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

But I love the Lenexa BBQ.....

By the way it would still be all white people. They would just consider themselves cooler because they were at CrunkFestKC.

[pissclams]

I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

But I love the Lenexa BBQ.....

By the way it would still be all white people. They would just consider themselves cooler because they were at CrunkFestKC.

pretty sure white people are the only ones left using the word Crunk, so yes, def all pink toes

[steve dave]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

[Kat Kid]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

[steve dave]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

Yeah, or you could do that in NY or LA and save the extraordinary planning time and effort.  I mean, that Lean isn't going to drink itself.

[Kat Kid]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

Yeah, or you could do that in NY or LA and save the extraordinary planning time and effort.  I mean, that Lean isn't going to drink itself.

In LA you are just another person.  In Sabetha you can OWN THE TOWN!!

[I_have_purplewood]

I'd do a duet with Willie Nelson.  You really haven't arrived until this happens.  I might suggest doing a remake of 'Seven Spanish Angels'.  Lil Wayne could do the part of Ray Charles because they both like to wear sunglasses.

[michigancat]

I would write letters expressing my love for tennis from prison.

[WildcatNkilt]

I would write letters expressing my love for tennis from prison.

Gorgeous handwriting.

[pissclams]

Very thoughtful of Wayne to write it on their letterhead. 

[areksuwildcat]

Two chicks at the same time   

[raquetcat]

I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

Yeah, or you could do that in NY or LA and save the extraordinary planning time and effort.  I mean, that Lean isn't going to drink itself.

In LA you are just another person.  In Sabetha you can OWN THE TOWN!!

Exactly, you don't know what a party is until you've partied at the Knights of columbus in sabetha, and spanky's isn't bad either. You know what they say ain't no party like a knights of columbus party!