I don't have an account there anymore but I'm guessing it goes something like
Stormnut: Here's some info about today's weather
Tard: QUIT POSTING WEATHER UPDATES ITS NOT ON TOPIC
Tard2: Yeah really? We should be focusing on posting internet messages congratulating 2 star LB's for choosing KSU
Tard3: THIS IS MY 4000th POST, KU SUCKSSSSS!!!!!!!1111