Kite's E-Mails

[Scary Smart]

Anybody else get these? I think I signed up for some giveaway or something there a couple years ago and I've gotten some random e-mails from them every once in a while with discounts and stuff but the guy in charge is going nuts this summer. I guess they're trying to reach out to their customers because of it being less busy in Aggieville in the summer, but seriously, WTF? Here's my latest e-mail:

Thursty F-Ing Thursday!!!!!
Once Again My Friends Kite's Dance Side will have $.50 wellz $.99 PBR Draws $1.99 UV BOMBS AND Pounders!!!!!!!! SO TONIGHT IS KINDA SPECIAL AND I FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING!!! WHY YOU ASK?!?!? WELL IT IS THE BEACH BUMS FIFTH WEEK ANNIVERSARY!!!! I CAN HEAR IT NOW.. WHY CELEBRATE 5 WEEKS?!? WELL WHO CARES IT'S JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR YOU TO GET CRUNK AND PARTY ANOTHER THURSDAY AWAY!!! With that said tonight and tonight only we will have the "ICE YOUR 12 BEST FRIENDS GIVE AWAY!" How it works is buy a wonderful Smirnoff Ice and get a chance to enter to win the "Party Pak" of Smirnoff Ice. There is no Limit! Buy and enter as many times as you want!!! So get here early and sign all of your friends up now!!! www.kitesbar.com/bum if you have signed up at the door still sign up online!!! Also Now available FOUR(Mutha F-ing)LOKOS!!!!!!!! MAN I LOVE THURSTY THURSDAYS Out LIKE A FAT KID IN DODGE BALL!! COX --

[WildCatzPhreak]

So is he a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) or a genius?  I mean, obviously his marketing strategy is working if it's on goEMAW.com.

[Situ-injun]

I WANT 2 GIT CRUNK @ DIS PLACE!!!!!!!

[Cire]

I went to KITE's in KC last night.  Drank 7.50 blue moon pitchers and had a 2 dollar double cheeseburger.

[steve dave]

2 dollar double cheeseburger.

gross

[Brock Landers]

2 dollar double cheeseburger.

gross

At what price does a double cheeseburger become delicious??   

[ben ji]

Anybody else get these? I think I signed up for some giveaway or something there a couple years ago and I've gotten some random e-mails from them every once in a while with discounts and stuff but the guy in charge is going nuts this summer. I guess they're trying to reach out to their customers because of it being less busy in Aggieville in the summer, but seriously, WTF? Here's my latest e-mail:

Thursty F-Ing Thursday!!!!!
Once Again My Friends Kite's Dance Side will have $.50 wellz $.99 PBR Draws $1.99 UV BOMBS AND Pounders!!!!!!!! SO TONIGHT IS KINDA SPECIAL AND I FEEL LIKE CELEBRATING!!! WHY YOU ASK?!?!? WELL IT IS THE BEACH BUMS FIFTH WEEK ANNIVERSARY!!!! I CAN HEAR IT NOW.. WHY CELEBRATE 5 WEEKS?!? WELL WHO CARES IT'S JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR YOU TO GET CRUNK AND PARTY ANOTHER THURSDAY AWAY!!! With that said tonight and tonight only we will have the "ICE YOUR 12 BEST FRIENDS GIVE AWAY!" How it works is buy a wonderful Smirnoff Ice and get a chance to enter to win the "Party Pak" of Smirnoff Ice. There is no Limit! Buy and enter as many times as you want!!! So get here early and sign all of your friends up now!!! www.kitesbar.com/bum if you have signed up at the door still sign up online!!! Also Now available FOUR(Mutha F-ing)LOKOS!!!!!!!! MAN I LOVE THURSTY THURSDAYS Out LIKE A FAT KID IN DODGE BALL!! COX --

Mods please move to BIB thread. TIA

[steve dave]

2 dollar double cheeseburger.

gross

At what price does a double cheeseburger become delicious??   

At whatever price some place that's not Kite's sells it

[steve dave]

Also, I want to be best friends with the Kits PR guy

[Cire]

They were great SD.  Did you like Kreem Kup?  That's what they were like.  Not anything like KITE's in manhattan.

[steve dave]

Not anything like KITE's in manhattan.

hmmm, this changes everything

[Cire]

Not anything like KITE's in manhattan.

hmmm, this changes everything

yeah.  they have a 1 page menu and pretty much everything is a dollar.

[steve dave]

Not anything like KITE's in manhattan.

hmmm, this changes everything

yeah.  they have a 1 page menu and pretty much everything is a dollar.

Explain the $2 double chee then genius 

[Cire]

single is a dollar, double is 2 dollars, triple is 3 dollars.

[steve dave]

single is a dollar, double is 2 dollars, triple is 3 dollars.

I would get three singles and sell the extra buns on the black market before ever paying $3 for a triple

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Kites guy better check the law.  It is illegal in Kansas to give away alcoholic beverages.   Period.  No free birthday shots, no buy one get one free, no contest give aways.    Not too bright to put in in writing.   I mean, it happens, but never officially.

[Benja]

Kites guy better check the law.  It is illegal in Kansas to give away alcoholic beverages.   Period.  No free birthday shots, no buy one get one free, no contest give aways.    Not too bright to put in in writing.   I mean, it happens, but never officially.

 

time to get kite's back for playing ku fight song in 08' after their tainted championship?

[pike]

.50 cent wells were a disaster last night.