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Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« on: June 04, 2024, 10:46:15 AM »
Kind of gross but here goes, the poop I just had smelled a lot like cow poop.  I ate a good amount of lentil soup the last couple days which is unique. Is that what’s up? Am I turning in to a ruminant?


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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2024, 10:48:16 AM »
Kind of gross but here goes, the poop I just had smelled a lot like cow poop.  I ate a good amount of lentil soup the last couple days which is unique. Is that what’s up? Am I turning in to a ruminant?
One other theory I had two mimosas and I’ve been off the booze for awhile.

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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2024, 11:25:28 AM »
Sounds to me like you ate like a cow so you pooped like a cow

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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2024, 11:53:52 AM »
Sounds to me like you ate like a cow so you pooped like a cow

right, I was thinking did I make silage in my gut? Probably was the lentil soup.

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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2024, 12:14:47 PM »
VERY WEIRD AND VERY GROSS


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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2024, 12:57:26 PM »
KK this is where i (not a doctor) like to use the ol' "3 strikes" maxim for poops. Any poop can be totally weird anytime, 2 in a row? you might still just be flushing out whatever caused that weird thing to happen. 3 in a row? Time to start asking the hard hitting questions.

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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2024, 12:58:46 PM »
Smells like money.

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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2024, 04:23:41 PM »
Smells like money.
Without a pair of coveralls and plastic sleeves, this is the best guess.


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Re: Steve Dave, Tom, sys question
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2024, 10:05:06 PM »
it sounds like you need to prove to your intestinal flora that you're not a cow.  i recommend the full jordan peterson diet until your gut admits defeat.
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