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therapist pak!
« on: May 25, 2010, 03:54:28 PM »
Sherron will be signing autographs for free at the Mr. Goodcents at College and Pflumm tomorrow at lunch.  Also, a 6" turkey sub will be $1.81!

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 03:59:16 PM »
Have him sign this.


Take pics during signing/refusing to sign.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 04:01:03 PM »
Have him sign this.


Take pics during signing/refusing to sign.

I already have a copy of the judgment against him for sexual assault.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 04:02:19 PM »
Well, can you get him to sign that for me, then?



have him write:

To Saul
Best Wishes
Sherron Collins #4

tia.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 04:10:06 PM »
I bet he eats a whole bunch of those turkey subs.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 04:12:03 PM »
Hey, look... it's another thread about KU. 




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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 04:33:51 PM »
Hey, look... it's another thread about KU. 




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uk has turned it's back on Sherron.  He belongs to all of us now.   :ksu:  <---- but with portly rehabilited Sherron on it

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 05:30:30 PM »
Hey, look... it's another thread about KU. 




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Says the UK fan boy who reads every rough ridin' post on a KSU board.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 05:39:37 PM »
So is the free autograph contingent on a sub purchase?  Does the cheap turkey sub count?  Is he just gonna be on the end of the sandwich assembly line?  :runaway:

Limestone, you better go there and ICE the eff out of him.  If Wichita Pak'rs had known about ICE last month, we totally would've ICED Frank, Luis and Denis at AvivoPak.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 05:42:03 PM »
Seems like a 6 ft sub special would be relevant for Collin's appearance.  Maybe Sharron will be rubbing his junk on the subs for an additional fee?

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 05:45:48 PM »
Seems like a 6 ft sub special would be relevant for Collin's appearance.  Maybe Sharron will be rubbing his junk on the subs for an additional fee?

He'll be applying the special sauce, no doubt.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 06:55:49 PM »
seems like the thing to do a month away from the NBA draft, go to a sandwich shop.  why work out and train?   :confused:

sherron's priorities (in this order):
hanging with porno stars
hanging with sandwiches
playing spades
something else
nba


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 06:59:08 PM »
seems like the thing to do a month away from the NBA draft, go to a sandwich shop.  why work out and train?   :confused:

sherron's priorities (in this order):
hanging with porno stars
hanging with sandwiches
playing spades
something else
nba

'clams, it's on you to make sure that "taking a knee and chugging an ICE" is inserted somewhere into the top 3 of that list tomorrow.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 07:01:03 PM »
Better make it a 24 oz'er.  He'll need something to wash down all those subs with.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 07:36:40 PM »
seems like the thing to do a month away from the NBA draft, go to a sandwich shop.  why work out and train?   :confused:

sherron's priorities (in this order):
hanging with porno stars
hanging with sandwiches
playing spades
something else
nba

'clams, it's on you to make sure that "taking a knee and chugging an ICE" is inserted somewhere into the top 3 of that list tomorrow.
i will try but i've got meetings on both sides of lunch.  my guess is that there's a line of KU fans a mile long to see this fat eff.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 07:46:17 PM »
seems like the thing to do a month away from the NBA draft, go to a sandwich shop.  why work out and train?   :confused:

sherron's priorities (in this order):
hanging with porno stars
hanging with sandwiches
playing spades
something else
nba

'clams, it's on you to make sure that "taking a knee and chugging an ICE" is inserted somewhere into the top 3 of that list tomorrow.
i will try but i've got meetings on both sides of lunch.  my guess is that there's a line of KU fans a mile long to see this fat shazbot!.

Wouldn't count on it. They've already thrown him under the bus.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 07:48:55 PM »
seems like the thing to do a month away from the NBA draft, go to a sandwich shop.  why work out and train?   :confused:

sherron's priorities (in this order):
hanging with porno stars
hanging with sandwiches
playing spades
something else
nba

'clams, it's on you to make sure that "taking a knee and chugging an ICE" is inserted somewhere into the top 3 of that list tomorrow.
i will try but i've got meetings on both sides of lunch.  my guess is that there's a line of KU fans a mile long to see this fat shazbot!.

Wouldn't count on it. They've already thrown him under the bus.
and he didn't fit.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 08:13:09 PM »
One time I saw a school bus that had some sort of monster truck tires.  Perfect fit, IMHO.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 09:57:32 PM »
He was a no-show at NBA workouts in order to sign autographs for 810 at Goodcents for free?

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 10:00:02 PM »
He was a no-show at NBA workouts in order to sign autographs for 810 at Goodcents for free?

Working out vs. $1.81 subs. 

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 10:43:36 PM »
He was a no-show at NBA workouts in order to sign autographs for 810 at Goodcents for free?

Working out vs. $1.81 subs. 

I'll bet he got his subs for free :lick:

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2010, 02:22:22 PM »
Thanks for the heads up, just got 2 half's for $3.91!

Also saw the fat man while he was getting interviewed by 810. He was wearing a white T jorts and a ball cap, the skin on his chin wasnt working for him either. Smelled like a mix of fruity pebbles and nacho cheese.

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 04:54:13 PM »
Thanks for the heads up, just got 2 half's for $3.91!

Also saw the fat man while he was getting interviewed by 810. He was wearing a white T jorts and a ball cap, the skin on his chin wasnt working for him either. Smelled like a mix of fruity pebbles and nacho cheese.


did you ice him!?!?!   :excited:

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Re: therapist pak!
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2010, 12:51:18 AM »
More importantly, did you get raped?  :trappedinanelevator: