Author Topic: Cargo Pants Ban (Read 3471 times)

meow meow · « **Reply #25 on:** August 25, 2016, 02:51:13 PM »

more people will be keistering

puniraptor · « **Reply #26 on:** August 25, 2016, 04:07:42 PM »

Do people other than my dad actually use the cargo pockets? I never have. 4 pockets is always more than enough.

CNS · « **Reply #27 on:** August 25, 2016, 04:12:07 PM »

If you don't keep your phone in your cargo pocket, you are doing it wrong. I mean, it's right there at the end of my arm's reach when my arm is relaxed and at my side. It's like cargo pants inventors could see the future and made their pants accordingly.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 25, 2016, 04:17:00 PM »

I only use 2 pockets mostly. The cargo pockets are pretty much exclusively used to transport drugs when needed

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #29 on:** August 25, 2016, 05:22:46 PM »

Does anyone know what a burkini is?

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #30 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 25, 2016, 05:22:46 PM

Does anyone know what a burkini is?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2016, 09:40:09 AM »

The other night I put some paracord I found in the basement in my cargo pocket so I could remember to put it in my pack (upstairs). It stayed in that pocket through a wash because I never put crap in there and didn't think to even look.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #32 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:10:46 AM »

Will they ban fanny packs next I don't know if I could handle that.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:19:16 AM »

Other than if you are going fishing or something cargo pants and shorts just signify that you have given up on looking good

star seed 7 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:28:19 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on August 26, 2016, 10:19:16 AM

Other than if you are going fishing or something cargo pants and shorts just signify that you have given up on looking good

I think you are incorrect

CNS · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:29:25 AM »

I am fine with my current ratio of looking good:comfort

Its a balance.

I mean, no one here is tux'ing it up on the reg, right? Why not?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #36 on:** August 26, 2016, 10:51:52 AM »

Sometimes looking like you just don't give a eff is very attractive to women.

Trim · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:03:43 AM »

I have trouble finding shorts that are as loose and comfortable as cargo shorts w/o the cargo pockets.

mocat · « **Reply #38 on:** August 26, 2016, 01:05:36 PM »

Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam

star seed 7 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 26, 2016, 01:28:48 PM »

Quote from: mocat on August 26, 2016, 01:05:36 PM

Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam

Can confirm it's been more recently than 'nam

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #40 on:** August 26, 2016, 01:31:55 PM »

renocat · « **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:35:22 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 26, 2016, 01:28:48 PM

Quote from: mocat on August 26, 2016, 01:05:36 PM
Was it superbad where someone says, cargo shorts? Nobodys gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since vietnam

Can confirm it's been more recently than 'nam

Was it self induced?

bones129 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2016, 11:42:55 PM »

mocat · « **Reply #43 on:** September 06, 2016, 08:10:16 PM »

the minnesota twins' frumpy first base foul ball retriever guy is wearing cargo shorts tonight

Gooch · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2016, 12:31:35 PM »

Can a guy be frumpy? I thought that term was strictly feminine?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2016, 12:35:14 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on September 07, 2016, 12:31:35 PM

Can a guy be frumpy? I thought that term was strictly feminine?

misogynist