When were left-handed people invented? And why?

[AppleJack]

As most of 'you people' know I am the foremost historian on this blog. For the life of me, however, I cannot drill down to the time when left-handed people became a thing. Nearest I can tell it was sometime in the 1940's. About the time WWII ended.

Theory: they were invented to offset us right-handers. Kinda like how car manufacturers started putting the gas tank on different sides of the car, so gas stations could flow a bit easier.

Thoughts?

[Emo EMAW]

Primitive weapons have been found to been fired both right and left handed. 

[Tobias]

Big Satan plants

[star seed 7]

We never should have stopped burning them as witches

[bubbles4ksu]

some babies mirror their parent's motions instead of doing it the right way and the parents either are too stupid to recognize it or fail to correct them.

[Cartierfor3]

http://www.radiolab.org/story/whats-left-when-youre-right/

I think its because they could fight better

[420seriouscat69]

Aliens

[The Big Train]

Helen Keller was left handed, she just couldn't catch a brake

[Rage Against the McKee]

They are mutants.

[slobber]

Might be the only legitimate reason for an abortion if they ever developed a test for it.


(JUST JKing!!!!!)


Royals aren't gonna win 'em all

[420seriouscat69]

Hey dobs, what do you think JK stands for? 

[That_Guy]

They're awkward individuals.


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[Mrs. Gooch]

How do they even see what they are writing?

[Emo EMAW]

Better at sex no doubt.